Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Theldorrin]

It's strange to imagine you liking a movie that isn't a comedy. Or anime.

[SuperPsaturn]

Every movie can't be as mindblowingly exciting as Office Space.

[Rice]

Pirates of the Carribbean offers things to the mainstream that the public usually wouldn't go out of their way to see, such as undead swordfights and a guy with a squid beard.

So people think it's the best movie ever, because it's the most insane thing they've seen.

[Magic Juan]

Pirates of the Caribbean is basically Jerry Bruckenheimer on the high seas and that's exactly why people like it.

[Big Fagot]

Pirates Of The Caribbean is about being fucking intense and having huge production values and being immensely fun to watch. I invite you all to score e-points by saying I'm gay for finding pleasure in three guys swordfighting on top of a giant rolling wheel in unnaturally rich, candy-like colors.

[Sporkism]

I think the fact that everyone saying that this shit is the best thing ever, and then watching it and it NOT being the best thing ever, rendered me all the more unimpressed.

I wouldn't say they're bad movies, I just think they're long-winded and boring. And I can't stand CAPTAIN JACK. It's like he can't say a god damn thing without being some witty, cocky faggot. Except it's not funny or endearing, it just makes me angry.

[SuperPsaturn]

Keith Richard's role was absurdly badass which was shocking to me because I was absolutely certain he'd be comic relief.

[FancyMichael]

Are there really pirate kings and stuff?

Do they go to the grand line?

DO THEY EAT DEVIL FRUIT?

[SuperPsaturn]

There's only one Pirate KING who the pirate LORDS have to elect. I wouldn't be surprised if most of them secretly had super powers.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Hawkeye Mihawk would totally kill Johnny Depp.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

The Internet has put tremendous social pressure on me to believe that pirates, and most things involving pirates, are cool, and that it's EXTREMELY UNCOOL to be indifferent to pirate-related media.

But I'm not going to back down on this!

[SuperPsaturn]

Hey, I'm sure there's plenty of movies about Pirates out there that suck shit but many people enjoy Pirates of the Carribean because they're very enjoyable movies! The internet fascination with pirates is definately a smug ironic faggot thing anyway.

[MADali]

Present day pirates raid cargo ships using guns.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

They also use computers.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

The most important thing about Keith Richards in this movie is that he was barred from promoting the movie and removed from all promotional material when he said his father's cremated remains were the craziest thing he had ever snorted.

I want to see this if he's in it and he's badass. I haven't seen either of the previous ones, but I managed to figure out Shrek 3 without Shrek 2, so how hard can it be?

[Mautty]

He has a very small part but he is badass none the less.

[Rice]

Hey this was pretty good!

-soilers-

It's fucking gay how Sao Feng gets jobbed though. I knew that shit would happen!

[Derek Payne]

According to Wikipedia Orlando Bloom's character is the best swordsman in the series. The faggy British Admiral who betrays the characters at the end of the second movie and Geoffrey Rush are tied at second best.

Jack Sparrow traded stolen silk to learn swordfighting from an Italian master of fencing.

[Rice]

That's retarded, and I hate Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley's characters. They're so boring and gay. I understand they're a necessary element to the movies' appeal, but I would cringe every time ELIZABETH would get all this ATTITUDE.

[Derek Payne]

Jack Sparrow is supposed to be the best marksman, and he's supposed to be the best fighter because of his cunning.