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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat May 19, 2007 12:03 am) Reply

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He looks like a goddamn monster right now, and I turned away in horror and tears when I saw him! |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat May 19, 2007 12:04 am) Reply

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Actually, seeing him is what ENGENDERED those posts the other night about how horrible and pointless and despair-filled life is. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sat May 19, 2007 12:14 am) Reply

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I think Roger Ebert is going to end up being a bunch of organs in jars attached to hydraulics that are lurching endlessly forward so that he can review stuff forever. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sat May 19, 2007 12:38 am) Reply

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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat May 19, 2007 12:39 am) Reply

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Is he still human? |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Sat May 19, 2007 1:43 am) Reply

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IS THIS AN ALUSION???
Is that a recent picture? Seriously, considering how long he was out of the game for his health problems and subsequent recovery, he should look about 300% better than that.
Although I must say he actually looks a little younger. But maybe it's because his new mechanical neck is holding up his saggy bulldog cheeks. Go horrible science! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat May 19, 2007 1:43 am) Reply

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Looks like he's made of plastic. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Sat May 19, 2007 1:44 am) Reply

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Oh my god, that's seriously like something out of Robocop or something. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat May 19, 2007 1:45 am) Reply

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His smile is very fake.
I don't really care for people that are such phonies. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sat May 19, 2007 8:50 am) Reply

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His face is probably contorted in such a way by that neckbrace that he's forced to smile. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat May 19, 2007 10:14 am) Reply

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At least it's not brain cancer. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat May 19, 2007 2:12 pm) Reply

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And how! |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Sat May 19, 2007 2:14 pm) Reply

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things could be worse |
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