Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:29 pm)

microwave ovens with manuals are pretty high quality cooking devices

Magic Juan · (Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:57 pm)

i have AIDS, beastman AIDS

MADali · (Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:27 am)

The Bible is obviously more absolute and eternal than a microwave manual. What a stupid thing to say.

GimpMask · (Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:10 pm)

Have you ever read a REALLY good microwave oven!;? Those are sum rhick and glossy fonts

Seru · (Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:25 pm)

godsnotdeadthemovie.com/landing/16/

Am I late to this party?

MADali · (Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:16 am)

Remember a decade back how cool it was on the internet to make fun of those Chick comics?

Big Fagot · (Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:28 am)

Yeah, but then we all grew to recognize their wisdom.

ALDP · (Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:58 pm)

Chick tracts are still funny haha

PokemonHentaiMaster · (Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:05 am)

So I'm reading The Bible and this is boring. When does this shit get good? Genesis sux

PokemonHentaiMaster · (Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:06 am)

That goes for the band and the gaming console too!

Seru · (Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:10 am)

Just read the Book of Revelation. Shit is so metal.

Seru · (Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:11 am)

Also, Land of Confusion is surprisingly decent.

Action Hank · (Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:14 am)

Bible tripe.

PokemonHentaiMaster · (Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:56 am)

The Book of Revelation is pretty cool. I especially liked when they introduced the Whore of Babylon with huge capital letters, "BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH" like she's a Zelda boss.

PokemonHentaiMaster · (Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:32 pm)

I also found this in Genesis:

30 And Lot went up out of Zo'ar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zo'ar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
32 come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

Lot can't believe he's having sex with his daughters!

PokemonHentaiMaster · (Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:34 pm)

By the way, before that, God wanted to destroy the city of Sodom because of all the sin and gay sex going on, so he sent down two angels to get Lot out of the city before he rained fire down on it. When the men of the city saw the two angels go into Lot's house, they all gathered around and demanded that Lot send them out so they could anally destroy them. Lot begged them not to do such a wicked thing, and offered his two virgin daughters to them instead. The men refused the offer and said that if he didn't send out those two sexy twinks right now, they'd break the door down and do even worse unto him!

PokemonHentaiMaster · (Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:36 pm)

Yeah, reprobates and Sodomites.

MADali · (Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:31 am)

Lots' life was probably Hentai all the time.

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:57 pm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-a_enIDUwg

GimpMask · (Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:41 pm)

God is going to smite Fagtown ._.