Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Action Hank]

Patrick Stewart leaps between boulders, every now and then looking back to see if he's being followed. He grimaces, catches his breath. The fight has so far been long and hard, yet he's so far survived on guile, cunning, and class.

"Damn," he says, realizing that there are no more boulders to hide behind. And as if on cue, there is the sound of iron passing through granite. Patrick Stewart manages to duck as Gut's tremendous sword passes through the fucking boulder, cleaving it in two.

Guts leaps on top of the cut stone and looks down at his opponent, squinting with his one good eye. He raises his metal hand and blasts Stewart to dust!!!

But the dust settles, and Stewart is still standing. Then it gathers around and flies up Stewart's nostrils!

"Oh...no..." Stewart says, coughing. He keeps coughing and coughing and suddenly his skin splits and falls outward like an orange peel, revealing a blood soaked Ricky Williams.

Guts lowers the Berserker armor's hood and rushes at Williams with the Dragonslayer. It passes through him as Williams transforms into pure pot smoke.

"Time ta get high!" the football star shouts in smoke form, and flies towards Guts.

But deep within the armor, Guts grins as the black dog grows furious. He leaps forward, aiming the Apostle-tainted slab of iron straight into Williams---

There is the sound of a thousand footballs exploding as Williams's smoke apostle form explodes and dissipates by the enhanced power of the sword. GUTS lowers the hood of Berserker armor and walks towards the next battle.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Ricky Williams

[MisfitMan]

GUTS