Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Yogurtman]

Austin

[L Ron Butterfly]

Gohan and Aochan

[Spamdini]

TOKYO - Gohan and Aochan make strange bedfellows: one's a 3.5-inch dwarf hamster; the other is a yard-long rat snake.

Zookeepers at Tokyo's Mutsugoro Okoku zoo presented the hamster — whose name is a tasty rice dish in Japanese — to Aochan as a snack in October, after the snake refused to eat frozen mice.

But instead of indulging, Aochan decided to make friends with the furry rodent, according to keeper Kazuya Yamamoto. The pair have shared a cage since.

"I've never seen anything like it. Gohan sometimes even climbs onto Aochan to take a nap on his back," Yamamoto said.

Aochan, a 2-year-old male Japanese rat snake, eventually developed an appetite for frozen rodents but has so far shown no signs of gobbling up Gohan — despite her name.

"We named her Gohan as a joke," Yamamoto chuckled. "But I don't think there's any danger. Aochan seems to enjoy Gohan's company very much."

The Tokyo zoo also keeps a range of mostly livestock animals, and promotes "cross-breed interaction," according to Yamamoto.

But Gohan and Aochan's case was "was a complete accident," Yamamoto said.

Sadly, tragedy hit last Thursday when zookeepers found Aochan dead in his cage. Cowering in the corner was Gohan, too petrified to move.

"My God! What happened here?!" the zookeeper exclaimed.

Pointing with his adorable little hamster fingers, Gohan screamed as a black shadow loomed over the zookeeper. The wall to the giant glass snake cage shattered, which was followed by hard rocking music.

"Gasp!" the zookeeper exclaimed. "Teck-u-shish Ra-tu-ru-snake!"

But before he was able to un-holster his taser, Austin had already ripped off the zookeeper's entire torso!

"Squeeeeeeeee!" Gohan squealed. He pressed himself up against his side of the cage, but there's nowhere to run from the vicious Texas Rattlesnake!

Austin: You think I wasn't coming back for you, you sawed-off little runt?!

STUNNER! AUSTIN STUNNERS GOHAN! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! The 3.5-inch hamster exploded from the impact! Ten Steveweisers later, Austin returned from the dark hell from which he came.
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[Spamdini]

In the spirit of this match and its competitors, anyone voting Austin can copy and paste my story.
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[L Ron Butterfly]

I can't believe I told my mom you were cute!

[Captain PUNisher]

Gohan and Ao-chan
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Said the Captain PUNisher.