Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[L Ron Butterfly]

Richard McBeef kills Dio Brando with a slingshot and some thumtax, only to celebrate his victory by freezing his own shit in his kitchen freezer and throwing his frozen shit at pedestrians in the mall parking lot.

When he accidentally hits a security guard in the head, Dio Brando suddenly comes back to life and McBeef has to fight both of them.

Everybody else in the parking lot, even the ones who got shit on them, are cheering, "McBEEF, McBEEF," in their deepest growls, but the Security guard is some kind of asshole, and he won't let up. He just keeps punching McBeef and punching him until finally Dio Brando jumps off a building and is trying to land on McBeef but McBeef puts the security guard in the way, and his blood goes everywhere.

Now it's down to McBeef and Brando, and they're staring at eachother really hard, and they start to slowly lock hands and do an arm wreslting sort of thing. McBeef begins to overpower Brando, but then Brando comes back and puts McBeef in a wristlock but McBeef DOES A BUNCH OF FLIPS TO GET OUT OF THE WRISTLOCK AND THROW DIO BRANDO TO THe GROUND JUST LIKE IN WCW VS NWO REVENGE.

As Dio Brando writhes on the ground in pain, McBeef gives this famous speech:

"PunkAsss could totally beat JAson in WCW VS NWO REVENGE, even though Jason wants to be a wrestler. PunkAsss wouldn't use the cheap toggle to get out of a pin trick, but he knows Jason would, so he wouldn't bother trying to pin him. He'd just keep doing submission holds until Jason accidentally tapped out by hitting the analogue stick with his health at zero."

That day, Dio Brando's father died of a rectal explosion.

[Captain PUNisher]

Richard McBeef
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[Big Fagot]

Poor Dio.