Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

bitter gigatron · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:46 am)

"WAIT!, I STILL FUNCTION!" With every bit of strength, the fat, ugly pussy pulls himself out of the compactor just before it closes. Hearing the *Squish* of what used to be his powerful legs he quickly takes note of the surroundings looking for a substitute method of movement. Flopping his torso toward Derek's direction, he removes his former friend's limbs and attachies them to himself because fuck Derek.

"You think I am THAT easily defeated?" Vinny snarls. Rice INSTANTLY rips off the dragon head and spins around in his battle stance. "DAMN YOU, VIN... "You can't defeat him!" Matthew who just abruptly cut our hero off back flips forward coming face to face with Rice. "You're failures as a troll have to do with you not having the knowledge of Civil War generals. Kill me, and receive the technique!". "Very Well" Suddenly Rice begins to raise and stomp one leg repeatedly in the Earth's crust. Faster and faster until the deafening "THUMP" of a opened toed sandal kissing off the ground is all that can be heard. Out of nowhere Rice hits Outland with a more forceful and deadlier version of HBK's Sweet Chin Music, *Sweet n Sour Chink Music* which evaporates Matthew instantly. Everyone cheers.

Now, embiggened with infinite battle power of the War of Northern Aggression. Vinny is amazed at the transformation, especially admiring Rice's confederate hate (and hat) and coiffed beard. "SIIIIIIIR, You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin". Rice creates a Spirit Bomb in his corn cob pipe and hurls it at Vinny fucking killing him. 'Time to go back to Chattanoogey, MONSTER!"

"Ohhhhhhhh, the Camptown ladies sing dis song -- Doo-dah! doo-dah!" Rice sings as he rides off in a rickshaw pulled by Theldorrin. Fucking Fin.

Rice

Seru · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:57 am)

Vinny.

Sporkism · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:31 pm)

Vinny.

Big Fagot · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:22 pm)

Skyscraper roof, exterior, day. Vinny ravages Rice's head with an AK47. Rice is one hundred percent killed immediately, irretrievably, and without the possibility of appeal.

Vinny

Yogurtman · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:39 pm)

(Aliens confirm his death.)

Mike Dunn · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:06 pm)

Rice fucking slow motion Matrix dodges all over a dank, rusty warehouse as Vinny unleashes a monster combo of uppercuts and grabs, which all just barely miss connecting with Rice's body. They fight at a rapid pace, until suddenly they both stop and stare at one another stoicly like a couple of fierce stray cats.

Rice smirks and removes his weighted gi. "Hmmh! You fool, is that really the best you've got? I was only fighting at half power."

He powers up and his body begins to float above the ground with lightning bolts shooting all over the place, setting the debris around the warehouse ablaze.

"RIIIIIIIICE!" shouts Vinny. "YOU CAN NEVER OVERPOWER ME!"

Vinny fucking pulls his pants down and squats, pointing his asshole directly at Rice's face."

"THIS IS GOING TO BE CRUSHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!"

As quickly as a cobra's strike, Vinny sprays acidic liquid shit all over Rice, scorching his flesh until it melts off of his frame, rendering him a disgusting, ghoulish skeleton. Meanwhile Vinny is still leaking shit everywhere, and then it happens. The shit fumes spread to where the fire is blazing and KABLOOOMERS, the fucking warehouse explodes.

Out of the rubble walks Vinny, not a scratch on him save for a bunch of sooty shit covering his body. He holds in his hand the scorched remains of Rice's heart. He takes Rice's heart, and in one smooth back and forth motion, wipes his ass with it.

"Taste it, warrior!" exclaims Vinny, "taste the sweet shit that is your defeat!"

And he rides off into the sunset.

VINNY

Derek Payne · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:19 pm)

Vinny

cloacal kiss · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:21 pm)

y'all retarded

SuperPsaturn · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:37 pm)

vinny

Seika · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:23 pm)

Vinny!

cloacal kiss · (Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:23 pm)

shut up you morons

Vinny · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:45 am)

I guess I won this.

I now fear that if I were to meet some FTU people in real life, some SWINGING DICK will think "This guy won the FTU Fights tournament" and start shit with me.

Now, I must begin my training.
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Servbot · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:41 am)

I'll greet you with a sledgehammer to the face.

MADali · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:37 am)

All FTU encounters with Vinny would involve some guy going, "Heh, I'm going to enjoy this..!" and then kicking Vinny in the face and Vinny falls and the guy will go, "So weak...I thought FTU's number one fighter would be stronger..." and then Vinny will grin, clean the blood from his lips, and the guy will go, "hehehe...this will be fun!" and make a fist.

Magic Juan · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:29 pm)

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:45 pm)

Username · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:04 pm)

cloacal kiss · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:31 pm)

Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:25 pm)

VINNY IS THE WINNER.
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