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Username Swimmin' in a Magnum Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3106 (Thu May 17, 2007 12:51 am) Reply
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I'm only trying to have a conversation with you. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu May 17, 2007 12:53 am) Reply

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You're gonna talk to my knuckles, shortly
"HRNGH!" you'll say |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu May 17, 2007 11:08 pm) Reply

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Look, everybody! It's meems!
saintdymphna87 (6:16:08 PM): One time I thought I had HIV when I was little. Because I heard so much about the transmission of HIV through needles and such. I had TWO family members who were diabetic and had to inject insulin! One of them forgot to cap a needle so it was sticking out of a garbage bag and I was outside chasing a lizard.
saintdymphna87 (6:16:13 PM): THEN IT STABBED ME.
saintdymphna87 (6:16:28 PM): And I knew, from all the TV I watched, I had HIV, and would soon die of AIDS.
saintdymphna87 (6:16:57 PM): So I wrote a will and gave it to my dad at dinner. In front of everyone. And told him the AIDS was setting in, I could tell because my throat really hurt and I couldn't stop coughing.
saintdymphna87 (6:18:14 PM): GUESS WHAT WAS ON THE WILL. You can't because you're not here! SONGS BY ELTON JOHN. That's what I wanted played at my funeral! Then everyone laughed at me. I was pretty pissed off.
saintdymphna87 (6:18:38 PM): I don't remember which ones exactly but I have a pretty good idea!
saintdymphna87 (6:18:40 PM): Bye Matt! |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Thu May 17, 2007 11:11 pm) Reply

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That is a sad story. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu May 17, 2007 11:16 pm) Reply

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The best way to find out you don't have HIV is to be laughed at and told you were stupid for even thinking you did |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri May 18, 2007 12:31 am) Reply

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meems is black? |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri May 18, 2007 5:40 am) Reply

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Meems, that is a very good and candid story. You should share more! |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Fri May 18, 2007 4:17 pm) Reply

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Funeral for a Friend? |
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Clay Easton Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 147 (Fri May 18, 2007 8:42 pm) Reply

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that band sux |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3037 (Sat May 19, 2007 3:51 am) Reply

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elton jon |
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