Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[cloacal kiss]

Theldorrin!

[Derek Payne]

The Residents failed to lynch anyone.

The Remaining Residents Are:

Theldorrin
Peter
Triple Life
Psaturn
Servbot
Magic Juan
Jason


Night begins at 11:30 am (pacific time) and ends at 11:30 pm on Tuesday.

[Derek Payne]

The assassin has killed Magic Juan, RESIDENT

Majority Needed to lynch 4/6

The Remaining Residents Are:

Theldorrin: 3 votes (Jason, Peter, Psaturn)
Peter
Triple Life
Psaturn
Servbot
Jason: 1 vote (Triple Life)

Abstain:

Day begins at 4:00 pm (pacific time) and ends at 4:00 am on Thursday.

Residents who have to vote:

None

[Jason]

Same deal as before. Theldorrin.

[Servbot]

You really want him dead, huh?

[Jason]

Yes.

[Jason]

Oh, you mean in the game.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Theldorrin]

Jason

The funny thing is that my strategy would have worked flawlessly, apparently.

[Servbot]

Jason, just to give you a heads up I think Derek wants you to somewhat explain the meaning behind your vote.

[Jason]

Last round you waited until Andre and Stefan voted for me because you knew that voting for me after I voted for you, and me being a resident, would implicate you. You needed them as a cushion. You're treading dangerous ground, going head to head with me, since I'm a resident and you're the assassin.

It also makes sense that you killed Stefan, since he was the first to vote for me and you want to frame me.

[Theldorrin]

No, that's stupid reasoning. Of course most of the people remaining are the retards, so it's a toss up what will happen.

[Theldorrin]

Apparently my diabolical plan involves calling the people that are remaining in the game retards, because that will ingratiate myself with them and whanot.

[Jason]

You stupid shit, you think actually saying "I'm treating you guys poorly, that must mean I'm innocent" somehow has more integrity than treating everyone nicely with the implicit understanding that that means you're innocent?

Like I said, you make all these hollow gestures that do nothing to actually benefit the residents, then repeatedly point to them and act as if they completely absolve you of suspicion.

[Theldorrin]

Pointing out viable strategies when people complain about the game being totally random and having no clue how to discover who the assassin is isn't a 'hollow gesture'. Neither is providing an objectively superior strategy that you and the other retard players chose to ignore.

You have provided absolutely no justification for any of your actions.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Jason

[Jason]

I have provided justification for everything I have done.

[Theldorrin]

Uh, no. You actually provided no justification and specifically said that all of your guesses were going to be shots in the dark for a long while.

You're such a retard.

[Jason]

No, you made an entire strategy based on shots on the dark and called everyone who didn't comply retarded, while flailing your pale, thin little wrists around.

[Theldorrin]

Actually, my strategy didn't revolve around shots in the dark at all. You still don't understand it?

Abstaining in the first round is objectively the best possible course of action that doesn't involve cheating or the mafia person exposing themselves accidentally or intentionally. Given this incontrovertible fact, anyone who didn't abstain in the first round was hindering the efforts of the residents. That gives us a list of a bunch of people who are more likely to be the assassin because they were acting in a way that was harmful to the residents, and would help the assassin in winning the game. This reduced the number of likely assassins to 6, from 10, a vast improvement and much better than your own 'shot in the dark' that was based entirely on a logical fallacy.

Now given that I'm the only person remaining who did abstain in the first round, my strategy will be vindicated when I eventually do die (or we win, which is unlikely with the people still left in the game).