Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

Make a thread for TV shows you sack of shit. I looked in vain to find the Orange Is the New Black thread because YOU posted it in your journal thread. What, are you such a loser that all you do is watch TV??? FUCK YOU.

[Big Fagot]

I've gotten really boring. My current obsession is maximizing my credit score, although watching Netflix is up there too, as well as earning high quarterly ratings at work. I fuck my girlfriend about once a week, which is about as often as I go to Costco (<3 Costco).

I'm also in the middle of losing a bunch of weight (25 pounds last month), which is , but I also needed to in the first place, which is .

[Jason]

How certain are you of the math that got you twenty-five pounds?
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[Jason]

I'd be less dubious of a late tens, early twenties estimate.
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[Ryoko's Biatch]

Jason is so jealous.

[Jason]

I do wish that I could make it to Costco once a week.
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[Jason]

And that Peter's girlfriend would be satisfied with only getting fucked by me that amount, as well.
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[ALDP]

Peter is boring... now . . .

[Big Fagot]

I guess it would be 22 at most after accounting for clothing, and probably less due to differences in scales. Also it's been a little more than a month so let's say 15-20.

[ALDP]

OWNED

[Fagzilla]

oink

[Clotho]

I'm, I'm..... gonnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Costco.

[Big Fagot]

I've been doing a lot more interviewing at work. I interviewed a lady who published a book about Twilight and interviewed Stephenie Meyer repeatedly. She seems really good, I hope we hire her!

[kakarot52]

Why would you hire people? That makes no sense
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To continue is power -Shitbeast

[Big Fagot]

Because I can only answer so many phone sex callers at a time.

[Big Fagot]

There's a CSS framework called Bulma. http://bulma.io/

[Big Fagot]

I know it's not controversial to say you hate "life hacks", but I especially hate the obviously idiotic ones related to fast food that accomplish nothing. The new one is taking the wooden chopsticks they give you at restaurants and breaking off the wishbone bit at the end so they break into three pieces instead of two, and then putting that nub on the table and using it as a tiny terrible ottoman for the chopsticks for some reason, unless they roll all over the place, which they will, because you removed the only flat part.

These are typically presented as though the designer always meant for the item in question to be used in this new and stupid way, but we fucked it up, but at least now we've got this sweet #mindblown caliber twist.

Two more (both related to ketchup) are ripping the end off your ketchup packet and then very gingerly carrying it around and dunking fries in the open end without squeezing it and spraying ketchup everywhere, and taking those paper ketchup bowls and destroying them so they become a nice flat ketchup saucer. That way you can deposit a huge mound of ketchup onto it, and then I guess give up and sneak out the back door when you realize you can't breathe on it without making a huge mess.

[Vinny]

Dipping a fry into a ketchup pocket seems like something L would do.
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[PokemonHentaiMaster]

If they want a real life hack, they should just eat Chinese food with a goddamn fork!

[Big Fagot]

#whitepride