Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Sporkism · (Wed May 23, 2007 11:19 am)

Lame.

Rice · (Wed May 23, 2007 1:07 pm)

Yeah why'd he APOLOGIZE?

Supah Ted · (Wed May 23, 2007 2:40 pm)

Im pretty sure the ribcage was also said about david bowie and freddie mercury back in the day.

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed May 23, 2007 3:41 pm)

why freddy mercury obviously fucked guys... HE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW

Mike Dunn · (Wed May 23, 2007 5:03 pm)

I think the best retarded thing that I ever sort of believed was when I was in THIRD GRADE and I was riding my bike around the neighborhood and came across a few FIFTH GRADERS playing basketball. They let me hang out with them, and at the time I thought they were being really nice to me and were cool, but I was a dumbfuck. They asked me if I had had sex with my mom yet, and when I said no they acted like they couldn't believe it. Like, "oh man, you haven't had sex with your mom yet? How are you supposed to practice? We all had sex with our moms!"

I never ended up propositioning my mom for sex, because I was too embarrassed to and thought it was gross, but I definitely took those wise upperclassmen at their word and thought that people all around me were sex training with their moms for at least a few weeks.

Matthew Outland · (Wed May 23, 2007 5:06 pm)

That makes sense that they sophisticated enough to know about "practice" but thats because theyre dads probably actually did it

You are in Massachussetts you know, and my dad says their panzies

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed May 23, 2007 5:11 pm)

That pretty much sounds exactly like the premise for a comic that one of those WWOEC monsters would draw.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed May 23, 2007 5:12 pm)

My dad told me that beer was literally horse piss and I believed him until around 5th grade I went to a friends house and belligerently questioned his dad drinking a beer.

Rice · (Wed May 23, 2007 5:13 pm)

What is it with WWOEC and incest?

Mike Dunn · (Wed May 23, 2007 6:08 pm)

Massachusetts really does have a lot of pansies in it, but they're mostly in western MA. Eastern MA has a lot of blue collar tough guys and angry Irish and Italian alcoholic landscapers. Western MA is full of hippies and lesbians.

Magic Juan · (Wed May 23, 2007 7:34 pm)

What are you talking about, I practiced having sex with your mom all the time.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Wed May 23, 2007 7:40 pm)

Connecticut is obviously the manheart of New England, but I don't need to justify myself to an admitted pederast like Matthew Outland.

Potatoes · (Thu May 24, 2007 4:59 am)

The band KORN got their name when the lead singer saw 'someone' eating out a guy's asshole and there was a kernel of corn stuck in the teeth of that 'someone'.

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu May 24, 2007 5:13 am)

mostly everything has been listed besides the random britney spears boob jobs or a couple of female celeberties getting semen pumped from there stomachs.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu May 24, 2007 9:46 am)

Have you ever not been completely wrong, John?

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu May 24, 2007 9:52 am)

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu May 24, 2007 9:54 am)

I would give anything to actually hear Punkasss's friend saying "WHO WANTS TO... FUCK CHICKSSSS???" the way he figured Kid Rock did.

Captain PUNisher · (Thu May 24, 2007 10:00 am)

Umm, I believe Lil' Kim is the only women who had that seman pumping story about her. All the other ones were men like Rod Stewert and Elton John.
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johnbuisthegreat · (Thu May 24, 2007 10:05 am)

i heard it about a handful of others that is why they are rumors!

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu May 24, 2007 10:05 am)

except the one about your mother