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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:03 pm) Reply

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SINCE LIKING THINGS IS A CONCEPT BORN OF GAIETY, I'M GOING TO LIST THE THINGS THAT I HATE THAT MAKE ME A MAN
Food: Asparagus
Music: Coldplay and Pearl Jam
TV Shows: CNN and Fox News
Movies: Donnie Darko
Posters: Utils
Beer: Michelob
Video Game: Grand Turismo
Sport: Baseball |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:07 pm) Reply

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Food: Fish
Music: Rap
TV Shows: Medical, Lawyer or Cop shows
Movies: Equilibrium
Posters: PunkAsss
Beer: All of it
Video Game: Grand Theft Auto
Sport: Baseball |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:15 pm) Reply

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Fish is good for you! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:16 pm) Reply

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It's bad for your tongue. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:19 pm) Reply

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Food: Olives of any kind
Music: Gay alternative shit, mainstream hip hop
TV Shows: Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Code Name: Kids Next Door
Movies: The Hours, Fly Away Home
Posters: Servbot, but I don't see his posts so I w/e
Beer: Natty Lite
Video Game: Splinter Cell
Sport: Rowing, but only because those involved have this faggy elitist attachment to it. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:23 pm) Reply

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Food: Seafood
Music: Country
TV Shows: Blue Collar TV, Mind of Mencia. Those are the two I have to change the channel, but all I watch is Comedy Central and Cartoon Network anyway.
Movies: I can't think of a most hated movie right now. Probably something I haven't seen.
Posters: Utils.
Beer: Beer that you have to add shit to it so it doesn't taste like shit.
Video Game: I don't know, some piece of shit first-person shooter or something.
Sport: Probably baseball. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:25 pm) Reply

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Bad...for your tongue?
I actually agree with most of these lists, and the stuff I wrote was only what immediately came to mind. |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:26 pm) Reply

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I'm watching baseball right now, fags! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:27 pm) Reply

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You don't like Kid's Next Door? |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:28 pm) Reply

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To be honest I've never actually sat down and watched an episode, but the animation style and main kid's faggot British accent really got to me in the commercials!
Plus it's always fucking on. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:28 pm) Reply

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I'm not really a connoisseur of kid's shows, but Kids Next Door is a gigantic piece of shit. It's one of the things not aimed at my demographic that pisses me off. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:32 pm) Reply

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Food: Tomatoes (raw, cooked are okay)
Music: Mainstream country
TV Shows: Mend of Mencia, most current sitcoms
Movies: Matrix sequels
Posters: GIMP MASK (not really)
Beer: Heineken
Video Game: most fighting games (I'm bad at them)
Sport: golf |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:34 pm) Reply

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I disliked it at first, but I started watching it because it was always on. And that's when you see its brilliance. The world has a great mythology and ongoing story.
Last edited by Action Hank on Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:34 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:34 pm) Reply

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Heineken is terrific beer! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:35 pm) Reply

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Too bitter. I don't like Sierra Nevada either. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:37 pm) Reply

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Do you like STELLA ARTOIS, ACE? |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:52 pm) Reply

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Food: Hot Pockets
Music: Smooth Jazz (i.e Kenny G)
TV Shows: Grey's Anatomy, Anything on CBS
Movies: Love, Actually
Posters: Rice. (completely full of himself!)
Beer: That new green shit Budweiser came out with.
Video Game: All 3D Mario platformers
Sport: Volleyball |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:04 pm) Reply

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These are the things I hate:
-Genre-inappropriate hardcore pits (i.e. when faggots in camo shorts and BANE sweatshirts do kung-fu moves at a fucking SKA show)
-Larry Clark movies
-VISITOR Q
-Northerners who like country music
-ABOVE THE INFLUENCE ads
-Anyone between the ages of 12 and 15
-Utils
-Smug assholes who use their job as a reason why they're the authority on everything ("I'm a molecular biologist, so you don't need to tell me about renewable energy.")
-Carlos Mencia
-Charles Dickens
-99% of anime fans
-People who argue with you even though they have no idea what they're talking about, and the entirety of their side of the argument is, "you say that, but how do you know for sure?"
-Bono (seriously, listen to the shitty way that faggot sings)
-People who are DISGUSTED by stuff that's inconsiderate, but ultimately not that huge a deal. Like littering and saying the word "faggot".
-Mindless Self Indulgence (the band, not the act)
-That face that Matthew Fox makes on Lost every time he has to show any emotion at all, followed by his dramatic brow-wipe-with-arm, probably followed by "Kate..KATE GO NOW!!"
-American Idol and the fact that people care about it |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:07 pm) Reply

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Littering is a big deal. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:09 pm) Reply

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I don't dislike Stella, but I also don't like it. |
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