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Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:04 pm)
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What is a simple task other people take for granted that you're unable to perform

I can't apply eyedrops to save my life. If I were poisoned and the antidote had to be applied with eyedrops, I would die.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:05 pm)
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Retard!
Derek Payne
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:17 pm)
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Putting together furniture even simple pieces like tv stands.
Vinny
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:26 pm)
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Snap my fingers.
Magic Juan
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:29 pm)
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I guess putting in contacts or eyedrops. My fucking eyes are ultra sensitive and I could never do that shit.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:42 pm)
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I learned to put in contacts, but only after years of intense training!

See, I had to.

Then I got TEH CYBNORG EYEZZZ
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:42 pm)
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Be white.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:45 pm)
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probably dropping something in my eye, I probably could to save my life maybe but I dont like to. I dont like to use lotions or nasal sprays or eye drop things.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:47 pm)
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Can anybody here not swallow pills? I've heard of this but can't understand it.
Nickass
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:47 pm)
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Whistling.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:53 pm)
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sometimes i got to build up courage

also putting anything in my ass, i could never do that
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:54 pm)
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This thread is supposed to be kind and supportive, I apologize for what this post used to be.

Last edited by Let My Love Open The Door on Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:57 pm; edited 1 time in total
Sporkism
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:55 pm)
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I can't make a bubble with bubblegum.
Derek Payne
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:58 pm)
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Make fart noises with my armpits.
Seru
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:59 pm)
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I'm just going to wait until somebody mentions something I can't do.

So I guess I can't find fault in myself.
Seru
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:00 pm)
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*flex*
Sporkism
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:00 pm)
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As for the contacts thing, I was deathly opposed to touching my eyes or whatever for years. But then I figured, well, if all these other shitheads can do it like it AIN'T NO THANG, why not me?

So now I've been wearing contacts for 5 years or so and it is still a fucking retarded and inconvenient undertaking each and every single time. The first day I successfully progressed to the point of being able to get them in after a lengthy trial and error, but apparently that's as far as I go no matter how much I practice.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:02 pm)
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I got prescription eye drops because this is the first year I've gotten allergies and they got really shitty before I took any measures to battle them. I should have gotten a PRACTICE BOTTLE of Visine to master this, since half of this SHIT is gonna end up right below my eyes anyway.
Mike Dunn
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:02 pm)
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I can't touch my toes and haven't been able to for many years. I'm not a fatty or anything, I'm just extremely inflexible.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:03 pm)
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That's a bad contribution!
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