Author           |
Message |
Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon May 21, 2007 2:42 pm) Reply

|
Jon Stewart |
|
|
I like his show and like him most of the time but his laugh and his delivery on a lot of jokes make me scream and punch my dick. |
|
johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Mon May 21, 2007 2:49 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
you have a dick? |
|
Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon May 21, 2007 2:56 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
I was using an idiom, of course I don't have a dick. |
|
Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:04 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
I don't feel right starting a new thread about this, so I'm also gonna use this thread to say Fred Phelps is an extremely interesting monster. Theldorrin probably thinks he's the perfect Christian, since his entire faith is built on the extreme stuff most Christians (including clergyman) ignore or sheepishly gloss over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e647x8xFKTs&mode=related&search=
I guess what I like is that he's insane but very well-spoken. He doesn't sound like a hick with a list of quotes, he sounds like his interior monologue actually uses the same diction as the King James bible. |
|
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:08 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
I don't really know why they only seem to hate gay people. |
|
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:11 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
I refuse to believe that Sodom ever existed, considering they haven't demonstrated the existence of Jesus or Jews. |
|
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:13 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Jerry Falwell is going to die before the rapture, and according to his beliefs, that makes him wicked. |
|
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:18 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Priests do rape boys, though. He was on to something there! |
|
Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:25 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Its interesting how the history of anti clericism mentions every fault about the catholic church and clergy, except for the part about raping boys
Unless Protestants hit that shit too back then I dunno |
|
Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:49 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
I have been a fan of GodHatesFags.com since soon after I got the Internet, and I've always said that if it were ever revealed that the whole thing was a joke, then FRED PHELPS would have to be considered the most fucking hardcore comic genius ever. |
|
Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon May 21, 2007 3:54 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Sodom, named for sodomy, and gomorrah, named after an even weirder move. |
|
Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Mon May 21, 2007 4:11 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
*deja vu* |
|
Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon May 21, 2007 4:33 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Some days I tend to lean more towards Cobert, on others, Stewart. They make it very difficult to choose which is better. |
|
Spamdini Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1322 (Mon May 21, 2007 4:41 pm) Reply

|
|
Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon May 21, 2007 5:18 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Give me a break.
Stephen Colbert is more likeable, funnier, and his show is better.
He's also more SUBTLE. |
|
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon May 21, 2007 5:29 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
I agree with Chris. |
|
Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Mon May 21, 2007 5:32 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Spamdini's post is lol |
|
Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon May 21, 2007 5:38 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
Whenever I picture a teenage Seru playing Alpha, I envision him making a BEELINE for Sodom, and being like "YEEEAAAAAHHH! *picks Sodom every single time*". |
|
Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon May 21, 2007 5:53 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
People are such faggots about Colbert being "better" than the Daily Show. The Daily Show is much more versatile in its stories and can have very solid interviews. I love the Colbert Report, but literally everything on the show is built on one character, the interviews are often as not clueless nervous retards or jackasses trying badly to play along. I'm not gonna be roped into an argument where I have to attack something I do enjoy a lot, but only a retard can act like the Report is definitively better than the Daily Show.
There's also the fact that everybody thinks there is a necessary conflict between the shows, and cannot hear mention of one without saying which they like better like a fucking genius does |
|
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon May 21, 2007 5:55 pm) Reply

|
Re: Jon Stewart |
|
|
I don't think the Daily Show is at all good. |
|
|