Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Chris, what do your friends and family think of your life right now? Was Janie your last girlfriend? Wasn't she also your first girlfriend? When you said you could tell she takes shits, did you mean she smelled like shit, or what? If you didn't mean it like that, I think you were way too ambitious in trying to describe the feeling her ass gave you.

[My Head Hurts 90]

It wasn't just the shit smell. It combined with all of her other bodily odors into a WONDERFUL CORNUCOPIA of scents, if I remember correctly.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Chris, what do your friends and family think of your life right now?

My mother, sister, and father are all clearly disappointed, but I'm not here to live up to their sophomoric, imaginary concepts of what you're "supposed to do" in life. They, like most people, would just as soon be swallowed up by society and have everyone around them be as well, submitting to the hypnotic state of the hive mind, climbing up some artificial construction of success and/or meaning, while pair-bonding/reproducing and thoughtlessly, unconsciously propagating the meaningless cycle of human existence.

My brother and the few, shallow friendships I maintain (pretty much all of whom are just my brother's friends who I am friends with by proxy) think I have severe social problems and am mentally ill. More like, I'm the only fucking one who isn't.

Was Janie your last girlfriend?

Yes.

Wasn't she also your first girlfriend?

Yes

When you said you could tell she takes shits, did you mean she smelled like shit, or what? If you didn't mean it like that, I think you were way too ambitious in trying to describe the feeling her ass gave you.

WELL, the actual truth is that there was no shit smell involved at all. I said "you can tell that she takes shits" which is not the same thing as "she smelled like shit." Actually, I don't really know what I was getting at, since it could only really be "read" that way. She smelled wonderful in general, though her genital area smelled like sex. Why is this being brought up over five years since I last willingly mentioned her on this board? When will discussion of Janie cease?

Clover Beach is very, very good.

[Theldorrin]

Your writing has become much worse.

[Derek Payne]

Chris has become very bitter.

Also, if you're the only sane one in an insane world doesn't that make you the one that's insane?

[Theldorrin]

Chris doesn't seem like he's best friends with himself, and that's a clear sign of mental illness.

[Derek Payne]

Don't worry, Chris. You're certainly not the only failure on this board.

[Theldorrin]

A lot of people here seem to suffer from mental illnesses.

[Derek Payne]

You should make a chart cataloging various posters mental illnesses.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I really hope Theldorrin isn't going to try and pretend that he isn't the sickest of all of us.

Because he is!

[Big Fagot]

How's it going?

[Derek Payne]

Apparently we're all insane!

Except me.

[Theldorrin]

I think Yogurtman can contend with being the sickest.

[Magic Juan]

He is the only one uf us having sex, after all.

[Yogurtman]

I assume this is because you see marriage as a sign of mental illness?

Contrary to your beliefs, I don't sit around plotting to murder you.

[Mautty]

You should its fun.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I don't think being married is a sign of mental illness, but letting your goddamn woman control us is!

[Yogurtman]

Where did this whole thing about Yogurtwoman controlling you or me or influencing this board in any way come from?

[Mautty]

Dude they are mad someone touches your penis. TL just wants to touch your penis. Dirty monkey.

[Derek Payne]

We can see behind the lies.