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Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:55 am)
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Post     America
A play.
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:57 am)
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Post     Daytime, desert
*Two young boys are riding their bicycles among the scrub grass*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:58 am)
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Post     Aidan
Ah my god! He's locked on! I can't escape!

*Pedaling furiously*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:59 am)
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Post     Jacob
*Pretending to be a plane*

Fire!

*Now pretending to be the missile*

*Makes missile noises*

*Chases*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:04 am)
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Post     Aidan
AHHHHHH!!!!

*Irrationally, dismounts bike and runs, letting it crash*

*Stops*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:06 am)
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Post     Jacob
*Also jumps off*

*Missile noises*

IT'S CLOSING IN!!!

*Catches up*

*Explosion noises, grabs and shakes Aidan*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:09 am)
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Post     Aidan
Look!

*Points at dusty skeleton partially jutting out of the hard dry soil*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:09 am)
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Post     Skeleton
*Was once the last American*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:11 am)
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Post     Jacob
Whoa! What the deuce?
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:12 am)
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Post     Aidan
Is it real?
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:14 am)
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Post     Jacob
*Walks over and kneels*

It looks real!
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:14 am)
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Post     Aidan
Don't touch it!
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:14 am)
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Post     Jacob
*Touches it*

It feels weird.
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:15 am)
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Post     Aidan
Don't!
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:18 am)
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Post     Jacob
*Touches skeleton's teeth*

Hey, um, Aidan, I just thought of something ... I don't know about you, but I kind of have to ... go.
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:18 am)
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Post     Skeleton
*Continues staring with empty eyes into the same sky as always*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:20 am)
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Post     Jacob
I have to go, and I only see one bathroom!

*Pulls down sweat pants and squats over skeleton's open mouth with one hand on the ground for balance*
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:21 am)
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Post     Aidan
Jacob, don't!

*Giggles, then gets serious again*

Jacob, stop! Don't!
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:23 am)
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Post     Jacob
*Little boy shit extrudes from little boy ass onto the ground where the skeleton's mouth would be*

Ahh, nothing like a little nature in the morning!
Big Fagot
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(Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:23 am)
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Post     Skeleton
*Does nothing, obviously*

*Later, thousands of years will pass*
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