Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:37 pm)

*walks into his apartment after a hard day of doing whatever it is he does these days.*

*Takes his boots off and spreads his toes on his cool linoleum floor.*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:38 pm)

I wonder if they ever talk about me in the chat. I bet all they do is talk about how great it is to not say faggot anymore.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:39 pm)

*Begins to strip, his weighted clothing dropping to the floor with a thud.*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:39 pm)

Is there anything more pathetic than a room full of straight white guys tiptoeing around each others' conversations so they can be sure they don't offend the imaginary minority there?

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:40 pm)

*walks over to a drawer in his kitchen*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:41 pm)

*is filled with piles of old cigarette butts, those weird silver Burger King DBZ toys you had to pay for, and post-it notes with fake Big Fagot posts scrawled on them.*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:42 pm)

*rifles through the drawer til he finds a roll of Macross duct tape*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:42 pm)

*has a tiny dick*

*has a boner*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:43 pm)

Why doesn't anyone realize I'm saying this nigger ironically? Get it? Like sort of like that Onion article?

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:43 pm)

*tears out two long pieces of duct tape, about four feet each, and lays them side by side on the linoleum floor so they're touching, adhesive side up*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:45 pm)

Why doesn't everyone else have the same exact opinions they had 10 years ago? It's too bad that they're buying into a bullshit cultural imperative that I'm too smart to fall for.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:46 pm)

*squats down on his haunches, his asshole hovering over the end of the duct tape strip*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:46 pm)

Haha! Huge piece of shit!

*begins to shit on the tape, waddling forward awkwardly down the length of the tape, being careful to keep his incredibly long and insane shitsnake in a straight, unbroken line*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:48 pm)

*plops his ass down on the end of the duct tape*

*slowly pats the double strip of tape up his body. First he smooshes it against his taint and dick and balls and tapes them up tight. Then he tapes the shitsnake up his torso.*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:49 pm)

I'm feeling a lot of pressure on my torso!

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:50 pm)

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:50 pm)

*is disappointed*

*the giant shit, while super long, did not reach all the way to his mouth as he had hoped*

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:52 pm)

It feels so awesome to have figured out the world before anyone else on FTU so that I can just coast, nothing left to learn, riding a ghostly wave of astral energy. Wrong dicks indeed!

Mike Dunn · (Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:53 pm)

*Puts back on his orange gi (with the Kaiou-Sama logo) and gimp mask*

*stomps around and wiggles his body so the shit does a dance on his tummy*