Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:09 am)

140. GEORGE WASHINGTON

Strengths: Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton.
Weaknesses: He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

263. KARNOV

Strengths: Fire-breathing Russian strongman.
Weaknesses: George Washington can kick him apart.

135. LIGHT YAGAMI

Strengths: If he loses, I'm not continuing the tournament.
Weaknesses: Am I joking? Try me.

103. THELDORRIN

Strengths: Some people erroneously think that he's an intelligent man.
Weaknesses: Any votes he receives will be purely Farmer with Shotgun irony.

73. FRANZISKA VON KARMA

Strengths: Undefeated, became a German prosecutor at thirteen.
Weaknesses: Seika may have invented her and grabbed her picture from a site of overweight German prosecutors.
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Potatoes · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:36 am)

George Washington is a gigantic pussy and he had Kleinfelter's Syndrome.

I don't know who Light Yagami or the blue hair chick are, but it doesn't matter.

I'd vote for Theldorrin if he still posted, as it is, KARNOV is the only choice.

Jason · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:49 am)

This tournament is about accepting new things that are superior to your things.
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Seru · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:13 am)

Karnov ending the tournament would make this a beautiful world. Though I still want to make a case for Yoko's tits.

Seika · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:43 am)

Karnov's time has come and gone, old man.

Seika · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 am)

*talks about Super Crazy Dog Warriors*

Vinny · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:21 am)

I don't care if this tournament ends because you have continually refused to put the HUMUNGUS back in.
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Jason · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:22 am)

He's coming in the second round, shithead, I can't just stuff him into the first.

Check the rules!
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Jason · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:22 am)

THAT'S IF LIGHT WINS, OF COURSE.
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Seru · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:23 am)

Fu fu fu.

MADali · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:58 pm)

I voted for Theldorrin, because he had the most votes, and it would make it easier for Jason's gay shit to lose.

Vinny · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:15 pm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TL4XZdyo3g
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Jason · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:49 pm)

No, seriously, if Theldorrin wins this match, Yogurtman can take over. I'm done.
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Jason · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:50 pm)

You stupid fags don't deserve my time commitment.

Yogurtman can IM me for the list of entrants and remaining matches.
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Vinny · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:51 pm)

Hahahaha
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L Ron Butterfly · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:33 pm)

I would just like to say that I voted for Theldorrin, and I don't know who that guy is that Jason likes so much.

YES · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:46 pm)

Jason is so awesome I voted Theldorrin to counterbalance the excessive euphoria of JAsons bisexuality

RPtotheMax · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:28 pm)

Light Yagami should win, no contest.

Fagzilla · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:45 pm)

It's almost worth just letting Jason have this so that he'll continue the tournament, but it looks like everybody's voted at least once and there aren't enough fake accounts left to GIVE THE BABY HIS BOTTLE.

Jason · (Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:47 pm)

I am perfectly content in knowing that the author of Death Note and I are in an intellectual class of our own that none of you apes are capable of understanding.
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