Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

SuperPsaturn · (Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:45 pm)

"That's ____ minutes of my life I'll never get back."

Potatoes · (Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:47 pm)

Five?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:19 pm)

When white people, conversing with a ghettoish black person, start fucking consciously (unconsciously?) imitating the intonations/rhythms/syntax/vocabulary of black speech.

THIS IS SO AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING AND SHAMEFUL AND UNCOMFORTABLE TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF.

Servbot · (Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:12 pm)

Watching people catch themselves before they inadvertently offend someone by calling some other person fat or ugly or skinny.

*guy sitting next to fat friend*

"Dude, check out that fa... ugly ass bitch!"

YES · (Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:30 pm)

I always contemplate the legal ramifications of standing up for onself, and have come to the conclusion that existance is basically a crime

Which actually gives crazy, impulsive and dumb people all sorts of advantages from an early age

I dont hate cops but fuck law and rules

OH

Stand up for yourself

Like people actually do it (in any ethical manner) in the real world

Or are even given the right to

Potatoes · (Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:34 pm)

Real men make their own laws and punch who they pleaze.

YES · (Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:31 pm)

Really? Shit

I'm always thinking about the "how" of things too much

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:36 pm)

"I love ____'s voice so much that he could recite the telephone book and I'd love to listen to it!!!"

Username · (Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:58 pm)

If Lexy is annoying you, you should talk to her, and not just post about it.

Servbot · (Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:50 pm)

"Calvin you're such a great FRIEND, so are there any girls you're interested in lately?"

Jason · (Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:02 pm)

I didn't think it was possible for annoying expressions to sink lower.

Clotho · (Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:59 pm)

Jason · (Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:23 pm)

Oh boy, HobbyLink Japan!

Potatoes · (Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:54 pm)

a fuckin MISTER POPO t-shirt!!!

Captain PUNisher · (Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:12 pm)

I don't like that joke on T.V. shows and movie trailers where they go: "Son of a *gets interrupted by something*".

Especially because you can say "son of a bitch" on T.V.
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Roy · (Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:09 pm)

I remember the day that I discovered "god damn" was much worse than "damn" and it weirded me out.

Captain PUNisher · (Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:25 pm)

I used to get confused as to what word they were blipping out before "damn".
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Big Fagot · (Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:29 pm)

Bog dammit.

bitter gigatron · (Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:58 am)

bog dammit! LOL!!

That's reminds me of a manger I had when I worked at the Target distribution center a few years back. They would put us in groups of five (sometimes more if we were picking orders for a store that had a high volume turnover). The deadlines of some of the orders were insane, like pick 50,000+ worth of merchandise in under 2 hours. Well, usually a good amount of orders were late, but only by a half an hour which isn't to bad, anything over that would usually be met with a warning. Said "warning" was always this bitch session by this manager that liked to quasi swear. Saying things like "These numbers are horse-blank or dog-bleep (yeah he actually said "blank" and "bleep"). And it wasn't like he sprinkled it in here and there, he would use a censored swear word like every other sentence. Ever since then I've always been annoyed by people who censor themselves when they curse.

Captain PUNisher · (Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:04 am)

Ditto.

But I don't have/need an anecdote to justify my feelings.
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