Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

I'm now finding tons of threads about this stuff, and referring to THE SAME PEOPLE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I don't remember Arthur C. Clarke dying twice, but apparently lots of people do.

[Fagzilla]

I remember Mickey Rooney's death even clearer than Billy Graham's.

[8 bit orgy]

I clearly thought Lenord Nemoy died. I remember telling Liz I had a dream about him dying. And Liz was like, "well yeah, he DID die like a couple weeks ago". And I was like "Oh, I really didn't know that!".


Then like a couple months later, I realized that he didn't die at all. then I confronted Liz about this, and she became utterly confused and surprised.



The actual dream I had about Mr Spock was bizarre and somehow profound. I remember waking up as if in mourning.


Alien body doubles and mass mind control is clearly at play.

[Fagzilla]

Oh my God, something is happening. Seriously.

I just decided to test this. I asked Derrick just now, "do you remember Mickey Rooney dying a few years ago?" "Yeah." he said.

And I said, "go to Wikipedia. He's not dead."

And he was like, "what? Yeah he is."

But nope.

MICKEY ROONEY FUCKING ISN'T DEAD. BUT I *KNOW* THAT HE DIED, AND I HAVE AT LEAST ONE WITNESS WHO ALSO REMEMBERS THIS.

SOMETHING BEYOND GODDAMN COMPREHENSION IS HAPPENING.

[Big Fagot]

It's a meme, like "thank you Captain Obvious" or "blame America first crowd". It's an idea transmitted through subtle mechanisms without conscious understanding.

I'll ban you really fast if you become manic and think you're God. If you say it now, or if you wisely hold your tongue but mention it weeks from now in some kind of strange loop meta-joke, if you say nothing but slyly hint at it, if you exhibit the same symptoms in other ways, whatever, you'll be gone. No one wants to watch you become a babbling godforsaken retard, even for the schadenfreude. It's insufferable.

So there it is!

[Fagzilla]

That's the kind of post that makes everything I do worth it.

Oh man.

That was like a fine meal after a hard day's work!

[8 bit orgy]

Sanity is merely modesty.

[Fagzilla]

I honestly don't understand what specifically I'm not allowed to do though.

I guess I'll do my best!

[8 bit orgy]

You're promoting irrationality at the main forum. Some people really can't stand it. I figured that out hard and fast when I tried it with my UFO shit.

[Fagzilla]

When Billy Graham died, which happened, I specifically remember it because I thought "oh, I remember when the concert promoter Bill Graham died back in the 90s, and at the time I confused him with the preacher, but now I guess they're BOTH DEAD, so that takes care of that!'

I specifically remember having THAT THOUGHT at some point within the past two years. If that line of thinking wasn't prompted by the death of Billy Graham, what the fuck was it prompted by?

It would be one thing if I was just some lone nut babbling on the street corner, but the fact that OTHER PEOPLE, including people at the board, clearly remember this shows that it's more than just me, and that there's something fucking weird going on. And also that this phenomenon seems to congregate around PARTICULAR individuals (Mickey Rooney, Jack Palance, etc.)

I remember fuckers making speeches about Billy Graham's life, and his contributions, and how sad they were at him being gone now, etc.

What the fuck.

[cloacal kiss]

Ban 8bit too.

[Fagzilla]

Hey, nice to see Mikhail Gorbachev alive again.

WOW.

[Jason]

You've really gone beyond the pale lately. It's absurd that you are not banned.
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[Fagzilla]

[Fagzilla]

If huge fucking numbers of people can mass-remember an event that never happened, then there's either something weird going on, or the human mind is so fucking prone to massive and bizarre misperception that it can't be counted on for shit.

[Fagzilla]

Ernest Borgnine is another popular name.

[Potatoes]

Abe Vigoda status: alive.

[Big Fagot]

[Magic Juan]

Guys, you're just confusing Jerry Falwell with Billy Graham. It's very simple.

[Magic Juan]

Like, Jerry Falwell died and then Billy Graham's wife died and so the memory became confused in your head. It's very easy to explain.