Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:47 pm)

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday," said the frog.

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, bright pink, and about an inch tall.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Mautty · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:52 pm)

Hey we have a thread for faggy faggy. I was sure Outland would be the first one.

Theldorrin · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:04 pm)

That's a good feghoot.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:17 pm)

I figured it out right away, but it's still not terrible.

Big Fagot · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:37 pm)

The proper title for this thread is OUT! GET OUT OF MY MIND, BIG FEGHOOT! *weird wolf howls and other noises*

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:03 pm)

That was my first choice, but the character limit prohibited it.

Theldorrin · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:04 pm)

Why aren't these things being put in the to do list?

GimpMask · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:04 pm)

Sasuke's uchhihole was ripped wide when naruto went three-cock form and pumped all of his chakra into sasuke's burning shitter. He screamed as his chakra was forced through his mouth from the inside like a huge blue dong. He was attempting to summon enough chakra to pull a cockdori, but Naruto's overwhelming chunky sauce blender stopped that action quick

GimpMask · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:06 pm)

naruto won the battle with ease, and slowly sidled his cock up to sasuke's tender chest, and gave him three slaps for justice

GimpMask · (Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:13 pm)

That's how it all went down.

Servbot · (Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:38 pm)

Is that canon?