Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:52 pm)

We could technically play this over Microsoft Internet game thingy whatever.

Then again, you probably wouldn't want to fuck with me.

Haha, fucking savage anal rape.

God damn that felt good.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:54 pm)

I mean, as you can see things were going well, but in the last hand when it dawned on me that I was going to successfully shoot the moon I got a huge boner (and proceeded to tear Michele's ass open with it).

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:56 pm)

I love how it's EXACTLY 100 points.

Actually, that whole game was just a work of art from beginning to end. I wish I could have somehow saved it from the beginning.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:59 pm)

My ex-girlfriend named her computer Hearts opponents after her cats!

Magic Juan · (Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:46 pm)

I am disappointed Chris didn't name his opponents after his FTU budz.

Jason · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:03 am)

I really don't think he knows they're not actual people playing online.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:04 am)

They must get a lot of practice, with their instantaneous moves!

Theldorrin · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:05 am)

Stop pretending that you'd ever play any sort of game with people from FTU.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:07 am)

We played poker, on two different occasions!

Jon's tournament was kind of broken though, because the stakes didn't raise, which sort of has to happen in a tournament.

Jason · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:17 am)

I'd be happy to come in and destroy you all in poker again any day.

Supah Ted · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:04 am)

Chris Psaros, i would certainly fuck w/ you

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:21 am)

*blushes*

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:22 am)

im ok at hearts but I play just to shoot the moon any hand I can.

my hearts opponents are named after WWII people like Stalin and Hitler and Mussolini. I think I used to use different pizza places also and I named myself Dijorno. Churchill was there for a while

MADali · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:07 am)

I played Hearts, where I did a PERFECT. All the players had 100, while I was 0.

This was back when I was working in my father's shop, and I was basically playing hearts all day.

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:55 pm)

YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND! i have tried for that everytime! I usually loose

Big Fagot · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:01 pm)

I did that too, but it was on my first try.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:44 pm)

Yeah me too.

The screencap there was actually from one of my WORSE games, I just didn't want to scare everyone off.

What actually happened was, the first day I played Hearts I read the rules of the game, and within five minutes my brain had calculated every possible game state, and I had solved it.

Vinny · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:47 pm)

I don't even know how to play Hearts!

Vinny · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:48 pm)

Just kidding guys. I humiliated the guy who invented Hearts at the game and then raped his wife.

Big Fagot · (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:53 pm)

I did what Chris did, but in Planck time.