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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:52 pm) Reply

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We could technically play this over Microsoft Internet game thingy whatever.
Then again, you probably wouldn't want to fuck with me.
Haha, fucking savage anal rape.
God damn that felt good. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:54 pm) Reply

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I mean, as you can see things were going well, but in the last hand when it dawned on me that I was going to successfully shoot the moon I got a huge boner (and proceeded to tear Michele's ass open with it).
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:56 pm) Reply

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I love how it's EXACTLY 100 points.
Actually, that whole game was just a work of art from beginning to end. I wish I could have somehow saved it from the beginning. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:59 pm) Reply

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My ex-girlfriend named her computer Hearts opponents after her cats! |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:46 pm) Reply

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I am disappointed Chris didn't name his opponents after his FTU budz. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:03 am) Reply

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I really don't think he knows they're not actual people playing online. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:04 am) Reply

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They must get a lot of practice, with their instantaneous moves! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:05 am) Reply

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Stop pretending that you'd ever play any sort of game with people from FTU. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:07 am) Reply

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We played poker, on two different occasions!
Jon's tournament was kind of broken though, because the stakes didn't raise, which sort of has to happen in a tournament. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:17 am) Reply

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I'd be happy to come in and destroy you all in poker again any day. |
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Supah Ted Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 863 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:04 am) Reply

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Chris Psaros, i would certainly fuck w/ you |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:21 am) Reply

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*blushes* |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:22 am) Reply

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im ok at hearts but I play just to shoot the moon any hand I can.
my hearts opponents are named after WWII people like Stalin and Hitler and Mussolini. I think I used to use different pizza places also and I named myself Dijorno. Churchill was there for a while |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:07 am) Reply

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I played Hearts, where I did a PERFECT. All the players had 100, while I was 0.
This was back when I was working in my father's shop, and I was basically playing hearts all day. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:55 pm) Reply

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YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND! i have tried for that everytime! I usually loose |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:01 pm) Reply

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I did that too, but it was on my first try. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:44 pm) Reply

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Yeah me too.
The screencap there was actually from one of my WORSE games, I just didn't want to scare everyone off.
What actually happened was, the first day I played Hearts I read the rules of the game, and within five minutes my brain had calculated every possible game state, and I had solved it. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:47 pm) Reply

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I don't even know how to play Hearts! |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:48 pm) Reply

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Just kidding guys. I humiliated the guy who invented Hearts at the game and then raped his wife. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:53 pm) Reply

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