Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Vinny · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:26 pm)

The E3 THREAD is for FAGGOTS so I decided to make an entire thread about MARIO GAMES, since I doubt we can sustain discussion on any of the single titles.

SO, LET'S A GO.

Everyone needs to buy Mario Strikers on the 30th so I can humiliate them as the stalk-like, violet-clad Waluigi, thrusting my crotch towards them as I karate chop my inner thighs.

Super Mario Galaxy makes me FEEL REALLY HAPPY, that sort of TEAR-INDUCING JOY that MARIO GAMES always do for me. I was thinking Mario should get a BLOOPER SUIT, since Blooper is a cool guy.

Mario Kart Wii looks pretty shitty. The graphics are actually WORSE than Double Dash!! graphics (at least on the player models). But there is at least 12 characters per race, which is awesome.

Mautty · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:31 pm)

Bioshock is going to be cool. Oh and how about that killzone 2!

Mautty · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:31 pm)

HALO 3

Vinny · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:36 pm)

If there's any fat fucking wops in those games, it's only coincidental!

Jason · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:36 pm)

I want to get my Wii online properly and play you in Strikers so badly, Vinny.

Mautty · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:40 pm)

Mario is gay. He has been in one good game in like 10 years. Galaxy does look good however and can be a REAL fucking mario game not like that shitty sunshine that stole hours of my life.

Vinny · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:41 pm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlnsBgPkjIM

I'm sure I've linked this before, but it's so great.

*sky dives into arena*

Mautty · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:44 pm)

Vinny does your roomate sell drugs?

Jason · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:55 pm)

Holy shit.

That video is like an FTUW event.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:17 pm)

I like that there is an electric fence around the arena for no particular reason other than to electrocute people who want to watch the game.

Vinny · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:20 pm)

The Mario universe and its characters are so great. They're all MEN AND WOMEN of FEW WORDS. Half of what Wario says is either obnoxious laughter, screaming, or something like "WARIO TIME!"

Also, Yoshi running through the fire while kicking the ball while a badass guitar riff was playing only for him to be wheezing like a little faggot was great.

Vinny · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:21 pm)

Basically, Mario is the best mascot ever invented. ALL THOSE OTHER MASCOTS are SO FORCED and reek of characters DESIGNED to APPEAL TO A BROAD DEMOGRAPHIC. Mario is just some fat minority with a mustache and somehow became INCREDIBLY ENDEARING.

FancyMichael · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:39 pm)

You know, guys, I've played soccer and it isn't really like that at all.

MADali · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:51 pm)

Well, you arent Mexican, so what the fuck do you know.

Seru · (Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:23 am)

Why are they playing soccer with morph balls?

Laaaaaaaaaaame.

Spamdini · (Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:32 am)

Because after you kick the ball, it turns back into Samus who fires a charge shot which is fifteen feet high and is the actual ball.

Seika · (Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:25 am)

I wasn't interested in this game at all until I saw that video.

Roy · (Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:45 am)

The ending is grate.

*Mario standing alone stoically in a field with soccer ball under foot*

Mautty · (Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:12 pm)

You know whats funny I have maybe played soccer twice in my life. But I bet I could kick Mikes ass because of my Spic blood.

MADali · (Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:30 pm)

Mexico isnt that good at soccer, so I dont know what you're bragging about.