Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:16 pm)

You people should be proud you have created the first walking, talking representation of a message board. Take my , uh, ECCENTRIC personality, and mix in years of this board, the only real social contact I've ever had, and you have me, Fagtown USA walking around the planet, an insipid degenerate asshole not really fit to walk among others

THE LIST

- Writing "Fagtown USA" and "Mike Payne" on my wall in solitary in blood from my arm, and writing "Ghoul throw satchels" or whatever the line was on my mirror

- Screaming Terry Bogard quotes at insane dangerous criminals

- Talking about a place called "Fagtown USA" with great guys named "Big Fagot" and "Yogurtman" in a large open cell block filled with half-naked men (I shut down the whole block, everyone stopped talking and stared at me silently)

- Having my first sexual contact and thinking about FTU when it was happening, also having a girl call me space ghost when I was doing her

-
at work saying "I'm interested in this" aloud precisely 100 times in a row, while around co-workers and patrons of the establishment

- Discussing guys like "A Large Disembodied Penis" to family

- Sitting on the board while my girlfriend was in another room, patiently waiting for me to come out, but copmpletely ignoring her for up to an hour at a time while sitting on the board

-Sending Yogurtman KoF 98 for no real reason other than because he was Yogurtman

There are others I'm sure, but those are ther more notable ones

Mautty · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:46 pm)

What are things that make you look like a insane douche bag alex

GimpMask · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:47 pm)

Yeah!

GimpMask · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:49 pm)

In retrospect some of these things were really fucking bad to do, but I never suffered ill repurcussuions besides having my diseased mind warped beyond recognition

GimpMask · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:49 pm)

Though, to be honest, I'd have been doing things similiar to this without the board's help, you guys just provided me CONTENT to assault the sense with

Derek Payne · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:02 pm)

Fucking Rapples in the ass to the GI Joe movie intro song is the best thing you've done, Gimp Mask.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN034sBeF4c

GimpMask · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:45 pm)

Yeah, she was bleeding after the ordeal

No wonder she left me!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:01 pm)

Gimp Mask, some accomplishments I'm proud of are learning Italian and how to play the guitar.

GimpMask · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:04 pm)

I'm proud of smoking dope in a port-o-potty on US 19 right across from my place of employment

Big Fagot · (Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:05 pm)

Talk about a dog food roll!

GimpMask · (Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:11 pm)

More people ned to talk about dog food rolls in this thread so I can preen and flex

Matthew Outland · (Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:08 pm)

How do I not feel bad about being an insane doucebag gimpmask?

GimpMask · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:17 pm)

We're special, precious precious members of the human race, that's why

GimpMask · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:18 pm)

The fact that The Ultimate Troll and The King Troll can co-exist on the same board without it imploding is startling to me

Matthew Outland · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:22 pm)

Actually I was asking for advice, but I guess thats good enough

Vinny · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:30 pm)

Saying "She'll thaw out if ya stick ya fingah up her ass" and then doing just that is my personal favorite.

GimpMask · (Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:55 pm)

Oh yeah, we were showering, then I went "You'll thaw out if I stick a fingah in your ass" then I did and she jumped and nearly fell through a pane of glass