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Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:22 pm)
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http://www.stripperweb.com/
This is a forum full of strippers, or wanna be strippers, They tell wonderful stories of Stripperdom in there.
I'm not saying the advantage, here, would be to raid it. But, a tactical anonymous spy session.
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A dancer I worked with in a nudie club used to stick her crotch right in the guy's faces. One guy bit down on her clit, so she peed on his head.
Another dancer (at this same club) used to get so drunk that she'd crawl on stage for her sets totally naked and pass out with her legs spread so the spotlight would shine right up her hole. When her set was done, we'd have to nudge her so she'd know it was time to crawl off stage. The really scary thing is that the guy's didn't seem to notice anything was out of the ordinary." |
| Quote: | | - One of my all-time favorites though was once I saw a dancer climb to the top of the stage pole and lost her grip. She fell right to the stage (about a 6 foot drop from where she was) and landed on her back. Luckily, she wasn't hurt...just had the wind knocked out of her. She got really pissed and blamed the pole so she walked right off stage into the dressing room. 30 seconds later she came back out with a hammer and started smashing the pole as if to teach it a lesson. That was classic." |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:25 pm)
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| Re: Muscle's ripple and sweat |
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| Strippers are usually ugly. |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:30 pm)
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| Re: Muscle's ripple and sweat |
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| How do you deal with erections? |
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Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 1850
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:34 pm)
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| Re: Muscle's ripple and sweat |
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| By waiting for it to go limp |
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:34 pm)
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| Re: Muscle's ripple and sweat |
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| Theldorrin yells at his penis. |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:36 pm)
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I don't think I've ever seen an unattractive stripper.
And I've been in some rather shady strip clubs!
I guess Ontario only sires sows. |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:37 pm)
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Not that Theldorrin is an adamant strip club attendee.
Quit the faux expertise bullshit, buddy! |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:48 pm)
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I've only been to one.
I was not impressed. |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:48 pm)
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| I was very drunk though. |
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Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 1850
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:50 pm)
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| *Listens* |
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:51 pm)
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| I need to hear the story of Theldorrin getting really drunk and then going to a strip club. |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:51 pm)
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I'd like to visit my local one because I know fifty per cent of the staff.
Much like their clientele, high school reunions will come early! |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:20 pm)
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I consider myself a stripper expert. I've only been to a couple horrible clubs. I think the worst one I went to had a 4-5 month pregnant girl working there.
My friends thought I would get a dance from her considering my fetish. |
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Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
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Posts: 1850
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:23 pm)
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| What, you like little kids? |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:23 pm)
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| You have a fetish for women with grotesquely distended abdomens? |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
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Posts: 9020
(Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:26 pm)
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| Both are correct. |
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Sailor Bigglesworth
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
Posts: 71
(Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:31 pm)
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http://www.vizeau.com/x/jed.htm
CLICK IT
LADIES.....
I am too damn ugly to be a stripper. Plus I have no balance and tend to run into walls when just walking. |
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Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
Posts: 5369
(Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:50 pm)
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| I still don't believe that Theldorrin has ever been drunk or had sex. |
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:46 pm)
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| aw damn! |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:19 am)
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| I've seen plenty of ugly strippers, or perhaps my standards of attractiveness are higher there Seru's. Either way the sleaze of the strip club is a huge turn off to me. |
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