Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:19 am)

As long as we're bein faggots tonight, does anybody remember MPP? I'm particularly interested in posters who aren't just MPP transplants. DID WE SEEM ALMOST TOO HARDCORE... TO BE REAL?

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:22 am)

SEEDS:
-Roxordood
-XCJ
-"Yeah, I'm from the Palace" (Talk about something difficult to explain to your real friends [Which I guess XCJ lacked other than roxordood]!)
-My spinning skull pp
-"Attention MPP Spunk"
-Genius Boy
-K-OS
-That fat girl everybody had a crush on and Knurph ended up fucking

Yogurtman · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:25 am)

I remember when Mautty came there, and Leitch and I complained that he wasn't being insulted enough, so Zapd ORDERED us to flame him.

And we did, because we were pussies.

Yogurtman · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:25 am)

People at places like Planet Namek were legitimately afraid of MPP.

Which is incredible.

Seru · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:30 am)

I used to feign enjoyment of various MPP antics to appease Yogurtman.

So yeah, guess what buddy?

That place fucking sucked.

Seru · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:30 am)

Go DBZU!

Seru · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:32 am)

Ha ha, Yogurtman would be all "Oh shit, Mr.Popo locked Mike in a cage and ate watermelon and shit!"

And I'd be all, "Ha ha, is that a fact?"

Then I became an administrator.

The rest is history.

Yogurtman · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:36 am)

I don't remember you ever even pretending to care.

Seru · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:40 am)

I probably should have tried harder.

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:41 am)

That was the first time I ever saw Yogurtman act gay.

Oh, maybe the 'Terrene honey' thing was first.

Jason · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:42 am)

Weirdness1: Chris Psaros has a message board.
Weirdness1: JCX is there.
Weirdness1: God pray for its survival.
SwisheyMcJackass: JCX?
Weirdness1: You have gone to Mr. Popo's Palace, right?
SwisheyMcJackass: Hate it. It's poo.
Weirdness1: Damn right. When Planet Kuririn gets hosted by Some Random Guy, I'm gonna start trouble with Mike Payne.
SwisheyMcJackass: Mike Payne?
Weirdness1: Webmaster of MPP.
SwisheyMcJackass: The little fat kid?
Weirdness1: Yeah.
SwisheyMcJackass: "Fats McPayne"
SwisheyMcJackass: hahahahah!!!!
Weirdness1: Hahahahaha!!
SwisheyMcJackass: Thats his new name!!!
SwisheyMcJackass: Fats McPayne!!!!
Weirdness1: Huzzah!
SwisheyMcJackass: SNUZZAH!
SwisheyMcJackass: We hate you John Romero!!!
SwisheyMcJackass: Stop calling me!!
Weirdness1: We sure do!
Weirdness1: Hug me.
SwisheyMcJackass: Umm...
SwisheyMcJackass: No.
Weirdness1: Why not?
SwisheyMcJackass: You have teh Lepercy.
Weirdness1: ...so?
SwisheyMcJackass: ::::hugs:::::
Weirdness1: Yay!
SwisheyMcJackass: :::::washes self::::::
Weirdness1: Awww.
SwisheyMcJackass: I ruined the moment!
Weirdness1: Dammit, all of Popo's effeminate soldiers have invaded Chris' boards.
SwisheyMcJackass: Ha!
Weirdness1: The Popo-ites are gonna get me in my sleep.
SwisheyMcJackass: Like the lawnmower man?
Weirdness1: Did he rape his victimes with man-ass?
SwisheyMcJackass: He raped man-ass.
Weirdness1: Pervert.
SwisheyMcJackass: Really!
Weirdness1: FATYT MCPAYNE SI NOT TEH L33T HAX0R!!!!!!!11
SwisheyMcJackass: Fats McPayne!
Weirdness1: Whatever.
SwisheyMcJackass: Bust a NUT!
Weirdness1: POPO=HATERSD, , UNTIE!!!!!!!!11
SwisheyMcJackass: HATERSSDD> SHOULDS NOT BEe TEH TALKINGS!!!!1
Weirdness1: Wha?
Weirdness1: Why the hell has Lowtax not updated?
SwisheyMcJackass: WAHT??!
Weirdness1: Cliff Yablonski 0WnZ Jeff K.
SwisheyMcJackass: CLIFFY Y. SI NOt L33T!!!!1
Weirdness1: Honk me down, baby.
SwisheyMcJackass: OK
Weirdness1: Yay!
SwisheyMcJackass: Sean of SJFE is an odd character...
Weirdness1: Who?
SwisheyMcJackass: Nevermind
SwisheyMcJackass: Saiya-Jin Fusion Empire?
Weirdness1: Oh.
SwisheyMcJackass: Yep.

Jason · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:44 am)

(cf. "Eat a dick, cockmagnet.")

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:45 am)

K OS is very important in DBZU/FTU history, but I don't remember exactly how.

All I know is that my first MPP post was INSPIRED by something he wrote, which I think had to do with calling Vegetto707 gay.

Anyway, I remember being like, "OH MAN, THIS BOARD IS THE COOLEST. I WANT A BOARD JUST LIKE THIS."

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:45 am)

It's spectacular how you used an adulteration of a Mike Payne catchphrase in insulting him. It would be one thing if you were making fun of the catchphrase by adulterating it, but it doesn't even look like that!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:47 am)

K-OS outed JCX, but otherwise he was a horrible faggot and a prototype of uppity niggers like yuujiro.

Of course, K-OS is also the name of a well-known Canadian rapper, but it's not like I can explain why that's funny to any of my Canadian friends!

Jason · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:47 am)

Yeah, I know.

Also, I had never actually been to MPP and just knew that JCX had some kind of significance, so with those opening lines I was just, you know, expecting a "Haha, oh, I know what you mean" response.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:49 am)

I know Punkasss DESPISED MPP and everything it stood for, I guess because he couldn't handle there being people who were clearly the shit against whom he was a bitch by comparison.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:50 am)

Pizzarino was my first MPP friend! He was one of my pirate pictures that Nobuo wrote an editorial about!

Jason · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:50 am)

Also note that the Sean that is mentioned grew up to be Hemp4President.

An odd character indeed!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:52 am)

Holy shit, yeah! Yeah! Fuck!