Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

I'm back. Things will be running again shortly.

[MADali]

My friend told me to immigrate to Australia instead, since he is there.

[Jason]

June 1, 2007. 1:04 AM.

The tanks are gone. The jets have disappeared. Pizza Paradise is remarkably still considering what has happened mere hours ago.

Oregano Forest is a smoldering crater, most of it having been swallowed up by the now murky, swamp-like Anchovy Lake. Pizza Paradise's Dresden. Pizza Paradise's Hiroshima.

There's only a thin line of police tape around the area, and Stefan John Philip Perrier steps over it, without thinking of the consequences. He breathes in the smell of burning trees and wants to cough, but he barely stifles himself as he does his best to remain quiet. It's so dark, and so quiet, but Stefan cannot be sure of his solitude.

After a while, Stefan decides he is in the right place, and he gathers two thick sticks, and ties them together with string from his bakery. A cross. Stefan humbly plants it into the ground, for Vinny. He sighs and hopes that it is all right, and wonders what else he came here for.

He makes his way through the razed land, snaps of somehow surviving twigs sometimes surprising him. Suddenly, he sees a light, off in the distance. He's unsure of how to proceed, but emboldens himself to move toward it, cautiously. It goes out, and he stops, then it goes on again, and he continues. He's reminded of the days he spent playing Mother May I with his mother and sister, an old French Canadian game, back before everything went to Hell. It flickers out and comes back again. From its movement, he thinks it must be a lantern, someone must be there, holding it, wandering. Fifty yards away, he estimates, no less.

Two more steps, and the light in right in front of his face. Instinctively, he bats it away, and feels foolish. A firefly. A lone firefly, indigenous to the forest. They weren't all wiped out after all, then, he figures. With quick reflexes, he cups the firefly in his hand, and softly stares at it as it bounces in his palm. Then he lets it go. It flies off ahead, almost calling him forward. He smiles self-consciously and whispers "Mother may I?" and takes three steps, following the insect. Stefan isn't sure exactly what he's looking for in the forest, but he is here, and the firefly's light gives him permission to go further.

"Mother may I?" he says, louder this time.

"Mother may I?" he asks again, now beginning to laugh, and he considers calling his sister to come play with him, but he knows she has to wake early for school the next day. Which reminds him of his responsibility to get back to bed to open to bakery, but he shrugs it off. "Mother may I!" he calls out loudly once more, and this time a hand grips his shoulder firmly.

"No, you may not."

Stefan quickly turns around, and sees nothing. Then, behind him - "What brought you here, Perrier?"

Another turn, and once again he sees only shadow. He squints, his eyes focus, and he can see in the distance to ripples in the water of Anchovy Lake, the moon reflected in them. Then they're obfuscated briefly by a shadow figure, circling him, and he tries his best to follow it, but cannot.

"I don't know," he says, his parents' French Canadian accent dripping through in his distress. "To pay my respects, I suppose."

"To?" he is asked, and Stefan cannot tell whether it's the same voice or another's.

"To Vinny O'Neal," he answers, and is struck down. He tries to stand, but suddenly there is an unmovable weight on his chest.

"Your friend Vinny is dead," they say, "Just like the rest of your pathetic town."

Stefan worriedly tries to think of an escape, but he can't move, and he can't see in the darkness.

"You're destroying yourselves just as we predicted."

"Who - who are you!"

"You don't need to know our identities. Only that we, the combination of the Mafia and terrorism, are the most evil force of all time. That we will claim the world, one Pizza town at a time."

As the voices speak, distant lights begin to draw nearer and nearer. Suddenly, dots of light, fireflies, flutter amidst the shadows. They get batted away, but only come back in greater number, until this lone area of what was once forest is illuminated as if by the Sun itself. And Stefan can see them, each one of them, see every one of their faces. And he begins to cry, as he knows that their's will be the last faces he ever sees. And he closes his eyes, hearing the grunts of the shadows still trying to dispel the fireflies, and tries to picture his sweet sister's face once more, as he feels a sharp, leftover branch slide into his heart.

9:32 AM.

"My team called me up first thing this morning. Said they went over to Perrier's for a donut and it was closed. I didn't have to search much to find him here," Brian Lanners tells Mayor Matt Hall, standing over Stefan's corpse.

"I see," Hall says sadly. There's a pause, as he looks at Lanners and asks him softly, "We're not winning this fight, are we?"

Lanners sighs. "Hall, I've seen your father come back from worse odds than this time and again. If any town is capable of pulling this thing around, it's Pizza Paradise."

"Maybe," Hall whispers in despair. "But how many more of us have to die?"

Night Four has concluded and the Mafia Terrorists have killed Stefan John Philip Perrier, townsperson. Day Five has begun and will conclude Friday, June 8 at 3:00 AM EST.

The current necessary majority for lynching is five.

Player List and Current Voting:
2. Derek "Potbellied" Payne
5. Mayor Matt Hall
6. Andre Robinson
10. "Shogun" Brian Lanners
11. Justin Clotho the Shadow - 1 (Andre)
12. Roy DeGaunt - 4 (Hall, Derek, Lanners, Saturn)
16. Elizabeth "Meems" Meemerson
17. Percy Saturn
19. J.J. Schiller

1. Stefan John Philip Perrier, townsperson - Murdered by Mafia (Night Four)
3. Walter Reginald Seika, townsperson - Murdered by Mafia (Night One)
4. "Mad" Hector Dorrin, Mafia - Murdered by townspeople (Day Three)
7. Magen Joshua David, townsperson - Murdered by townspeople (Day One)
8. Vito the Guido Pizzarino, townsperson - Murdered by Mafia (Night Two)
9. Morgan Danglenut, townsperson - Murdered by townspeople (Day Three)
13. Michael Payne III, Psychic - Murdered by Mafia (Night Three)
14. Zhou Win Chi, Mafia - Murdered by townspeople (Day Four)
15. Muhammad Ali-Jazeera, townsperson - Murdered by townspeople (Day Two)
18. Vinny O'Neal, townsperson - Murdered by townspeople (Day Four)
20. "Piggy Petah" Jones, townsperson - Murdered for cheating (Night One)

[Derek Payne]

Who didn't see that coming?

[Let My Love Open The Door]

My pix are Roy, Triple Life, Space Ghost, and Clotho, in more or less that order.

[Vinny]

Well, you should pick one so I can be avenged!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Clotho, Space Ghost and ALDP are my PRIME suspects. I don't want ALDP to be a terrorist, so I'm going to vote for Clotho.

[Vinny]

We should probably just declare this game in victory for the mafia since the majority of the remaining townspeople are weak-minded.

[Vinny]

Oh, and I'm not saying that in response to Andre's vote (since he's clearly terrorist scum), but since people aren't automatically KILLING ROY AS WE SPEAK.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Vinny, you're participating way too much for a dead guy.

Roy, unless everybody else thinks we should take care of Andre first.

[Magic Juan]

TL IS A GODDAMN TERRORIST.

Clotho isn't a terrorist, I know this for fucking certain.

Fucking avenge me and kill TL and Roy, I'm pretty sure they are fucking terrorists.

*energy leaves him, going into Spirit Bomb. Stefan collapses*

[Roy]

YOU KNOW, the best thing about being a townsperson is that you know you're a good guy, so even when you get unjustly lynched you get to see the other townspeople feel like assholes after they discover your red heart!!

[Derek Payne]

Roy

[Yogurtman]

Roy

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I am not a terrorist, I just don't think Roy is. If Roy really is a terrorist, I apologize.

[SuperPsaturn]

Roy

[Derek Payne]

If Roy is a townsperson I really won't feel bad at all for railroading Vinny because that means he was always fucking wrong.

That said, I'm going with the group mentality on this one because I failed with Vinny.

[Clotho]

The terrorist is using the same logic as Roy, they're both spouting, I'M A TOWNS PERSON.

[Jason]

Majority is achieved. Game paused.

[Clotho]

Well fuck, he didn't say game over.

OOPS