Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Magic Juan · (Wed May 16, 2007 7:29 pm)

I've sent out all the roles for the game. If you have gotten my message, either respond over AIM (J0hnWi1kesBooth) or over PM. I will never contact you to ask your role. Once everyone responds the game will start in this thread. Please no one post in it until then.

List of players:

FarNeer (DEAD, LYNCHED BY TOWNSPEOPLE)
Theldorrin
ALDP
Triple Life (DEAD, KILLED BY TOWNSPEOPLE (MAFIA))
Seika
Big Fagot (DEAD, KILLED BY MAFIA)
Jason
Morgan
Clotho
Michael Payne
Michael Dunn
Rice
Super Psaturn

Please, no one else post in this thread.

Magic Juan · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:26 pm)

Three white guys with baseball caps stand outside of a store, watching the televisions through the glass.

A guy in a suit on television sits behind a desk. It's fucking Tom Brokaw, furrowing his brow. "The Department of Homeland Security has issued a report saying that a large amount of Islamic sleeper cells exist within the continental United States. The terror alert level has been raised to red and the DHS has recommended that all citizens remain vigilant. Apparently, most of the members of the sleeper cells are Islamic converts, and are not necessarily Arab. More information will be relesed as it becomes available."

One of the guys looks over to his two friends. "Now dang ragheads gon be in our town, do you think we should go get the pick-up, Emmett?" he says.

"Naw Billy Bob, this hear threat ain't pertaining to us ya hear, those damn terrorists only look for high-faluting targets like the the McDonalds headquarters or the like" Emmett exclaims.

"Yeah, and I hear that them terrorists were responsible for building the Golden Gate bridge, to try and make America explode with the gay" the third man says, the name Jeremiah emblazoned on his bodyshop uniform.

"Now you dang shut the hell up, that ain't true Jeremiah. But I don't know that them terrorists have any interest in us simple folk in the town of Pizza Palace" Emmett exclaims wisely again.

Just as he finishes, the television flashes and on it is a man with a mask on his head, kneeling on a carpet.

"This is the Islamic declaration of Jihad on the town of Pizza Palace. All infidels will be cleansed in a great sea of blood. We will slowly but surely decapitate all of you, no one will be spared! Allah Akhbar, God is great!" The television flickers back to the news.

"Well dang, what in tarnations is going on! And the newscaster said that these are those 2.0 terrorists who don't look like terrorists with sand on their faces and stuff" Billy Bob bellows. "What are we going to do?"

Jeremiah looks over at him, and removes a rope from his back pocket. "Looks like we's got to start hanging people until someone fesses up!"

....

Day 1 has begun. It is everyone's job to figure out who the first person of Pizza Palace should be hung. The vote should be unanimous (Besides whoever the person being hung, of course) and if not I might place a time limit. Remember, all votes should be bolded to help me. Good luck players.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:34 pm)

With Pizza Palace already besieged by Islamic fundamentalists, could Pizza Paradise be far behind?

Username, a confessed terrorist
Theldorrin
ALDP, the wise and benevolent mayor
Triple Life, probably a terrorist
Seika
Big Fagot, radical neoconservative who will probably ruin the game for everyone
Jason, the gay vote
Morgan, official Pizza Paradise town bicycle
Clotho
Michael Payne, constable of Death Island; will ruin the game if Peter doesn't first
Michael Dunn, pissed off at Psaturn for no reason
Rice, ethnic
Super Psaturn, Mike Dunn says he'll never lose his virginity, what the fuck?
MADali, Stefan didn't have him on the list but he voted for the town name so I'm assuming he wants to play

Username · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:40 pm)

Post a list of players in this thread

Theldorrin · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:40 pm)

And maybe note who is dead from that list on an ongoing basis?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:42 pm)

Just post the updated list after every round.

Anyway, I'm waiting for the mayor to tell me who to vote for.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:42 pm)

I vote we kill Username.

He's exactly the kind of person who would pull shit like this

Username · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:43 pm)

I have a terrorist beard.

Username · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:44 pm)

Shit, that's sort of incriminating.

Theldorrin · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:46 pm)

ALDP is just trying to distract us from the fact that this is undoubtedly government orchestrated.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:46 pm)

USERNAME

Username · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:48 pm)

Is there some sort of strategy here, or is everyone just going to vote off people they don't like?

Theldorrin · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:49 pm)

That was all dashed when Jason didn't sign up for the game.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:51 pm)

Thel, are you going to join the lynch mob or what?

Username · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:52 pm)

Currently there are 1.6 votes against me.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:55 pm)

Way to misunderstand the 3/5 Compromise, you prick

Theldorrin · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:56 pm)

I guess it's foolish to insinuate that ALDP is a terrorist, since he'll just fly a plane into me on the next turn.

Username · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:56 pm)

Yeah, I guess that's exactly what I did.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:59 pm)

I don't want this to be a popularity contest. I know it's convenient that Username is a piece of shit, but I truly believe he is a terrorist.

Theldorrin · (Thu May 17, 2007 10:59 pm)

Black people are a type of terrorist.

Hmmmm... It would really help if there were people in this thread that weren't terrorists.