Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Username · (Mon May 14, 2007 1:50 am)

I usually make my girlfriend orgasm twice before I finally approach my own climax. It probably wouldn't take so long if I wasn't wearing a condom, but even when I take it off I'm looking at another 20 minutes.

I would rather have Mike Dunn's problem, because then I wouldn't have to go through an effort to avoid sex.

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 1:53 am)

Only twice?

Mike Dunn · (Mon May 14, 2007 1:54 am)

My problem is incredibly shitty and you're insane for saying that you want it.

Theldorrin · (Mon May 14, 2007 1:56 am)

Uh oh, now someone's going to say that things could be worse, because it's apparently the style to now use one of those annoying expressions whenever possible.

Seru · (Mon May 14, 2007 1:57 am)

Apathy.

It's no joke.

Seru · (Mon May 14, 2007 1:58 am)

If I could fake an interest in everything I'd be set.

Speaking of which, fuck this thread.

Theldorrin · (Mon May 14, 2007 1:59 am)

It sounds like you pay too much attention to porn, actually.

Username · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:00 am)

As long as that post sounds like I'm bragging about a problem that doesn't sound like a problem at all, I should mention that in addition to the condoms blocking a great deal of sensation, it doesn't help that Magnums are still sort of small on me.

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:00 am)

Things could be worse.

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:01 am)

Oh shit, wait.

Seru · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:04 am)

That's an addiction, not a flaw.

Seru · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:07 am)

It also doesn't cost me anything.

Except my self respect.

sigh

Captain PUNisher · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:13 am)

The start stop method of masturbating has made it so that it takes forever to cum when I get a handjob. That's not really a big deal though.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:29 am)

Things could be worse.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:31 am)

Every time Farneer mentions his sex life I'm pretty sure he's trolling.

Username · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:33 am)

I try not to mention it because I feel every time I do people will get the impression that I'm trolling, when I'm not.

I chose not to post in the Cunnilingus topic for this very reason, though I sorely wanted to!

Username · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:33 am)

It's tough being me.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:35 am)

At least you're far more subtle than Chris.

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:37 am)

Would you guys be upset with me if I spent the next couple of weeks just posting shit from the annoying thingy thread? That's really all I want to do now.

FancyMichael · (Mon May 14, 2007 2:38 am)

Things could be worse.