Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Rice · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:25 am)

WAIT, THAT'S NOT HIM IS HE?

Username · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:42 am)

Yeah, he's him.

Rice · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:46 am)

He looks very different from the original pictures given...

Rice · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:49 am)

...and you DARE call us TERRORISTS?!

*camera flashes low battery signal*

Richard McBeef · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:22 am) Reply

Now hold on right there mister. It was a boating accident. I did everything I could to try to save your father.

Matthew Outland · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:54 am)

he probably told his friend his plans but he couldnt get past the "ching chong locka locka ding dong" part

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:22 pm)

If your friends don't think this is funny, you need new friends.

Wednesday nights, this comedy club called Lucy's has open mic night, and my friends were trying to convince me to do an entire routine about the Virginia Tech massacre two days after it happened, but we all pussed out. This was the routine:

"I'm really excited cause I just turned twenty-one. Yeah, now I can finally buy a firearm. I went to the guns and ammo shop and asked for a semi-automatic handgun. They recommended a Virgina Tech 9.

"That joke doesn't always go over well. I did that joke in VIRGINIA. Let me tell you, it was a massacre. Thirty-three people walked out. It was a new personal record.

"You know, the whole V-tech thing -- and that's an insider term. The V-tech thing is a great example of the American media's glorification of violence. I mean, sure 33 V-tech students were violently murdered on Monday, but over 20,000 V-tech students were NOT violently murdered on Monday. Where's their fifteen minutes of fame, Fox News?

And really, that same monday, only 11,000 University of New Orleans students were NOT violently murdered. Even on the worst possible day, it seems like Virginia Tech is the safer school. It's got me watching my back on campus.

Thirty three really is impressive though. Makes those Collumbine kids look like a bunch of pussies. I bet this Asian kid would have kicked their asses in Counterstrike.

Thanks, folks. You've been a great audience."

Sooner than later, I'm going to oversee a production of Richard McBeef. My friends have a bimonthly show at the Hi-Ho lounge. There are only three characters. I'm sure we could pull this off.

Roy · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:44 pm)

Yes, Vinny you need to do the honoUrable thing and shoot up West Virginia University then commit suicide with http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=5 tattooed on your arms after FTUW ends. You were just gonna die anyway.

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:53 pm)

wow!!! sean connery would be proud!

the news is only meant to strike fear and force you into there thought process. all my friends say Iraq is dangerous and I shouldnt go there and they all watch the news. I was there for a year and I would watch the news of what was going on in America and that shit was worse.

in iraq someone dies and they signed up knowing this is a possibility.
but in the news i would see stuff like whole family murdered and a child missing or it was the father or something and other stuff. Now a days I see one or 2 nice things they report on but there money is in striking fear and making you watch again the next day. How can you analyze a crazy kid when anyone with a moderate amount of inteligence can manipulate everyones thoughts.

listen to heavy metal music, curse and play doom then go kill someone ZOMG!

listen to beethoven help out at homeless shelters and other stuff make a manifesto where you are smiling and helping people and kill a bunch of people while listening to country music on your ipod

analyze that

Vinny · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:29 pm)

Why does everyone want me to kill myself?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:34 pm)

I don't want you to kill yourself, but when you find out you really do have brane canser, you should just because it's better than wasting away from chemotherapy or in some faggot hospital bed.

Roy · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:10 pm)

VINNY, I'M SAYING THIS FOR YOU. Your suffering will be at an end, and all your hard work will gain instant recognition from millions of people.

YOU WILL BECOME ... A GOD!!

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:13 pm)

I don't want Vinny to die because then FTUW will end since I don't have the POWER to create as much as Vinny does.

Supah Ted · (Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:13 am)

It was actually Vanchou that shot up Virginia tech.

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:12 am)

I guess when I inevitably kill myself, I'll take out a bunch of people first and carve www.ftusa.org/forum into their skulls if it makes you guys happy.

Big Fagot · (Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:39 am)

I don't like the verb "shoot up", in reference to a massacre involving guns.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:49 am)

Would you prefer "shoot in a horizontal parabolic arc"?

Supah Ted · (Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:55 pm)

Discharge ballistic weapon

L Ron Butterfly · (Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:31 pm)

"In the rest he presents the stern face and strikes the pose that was very likely what his victims saw later on Monday."

That's priceless. If you kill people, you will be exaulted by the media no matter how retarded you obviously are.

Derek Payne · (Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:12 pm)

On a side note, I hope Jack Thompson dies in a fire.