Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Maybe this is the point of the FTU wiki, but everybody should post every epic board thing they've saved HERE.

I would be particularly interested in:

1. Mike's play where Steve (I think) rocks Peter while watching M*A*S*H
2. Realm's original signature
3. There have probably been at least couple things as epic as those two, use your imagination!

[Magic Juan]

I don't think Ace's novel will fit.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

God, I'm gonna shit my dick if I didn't save that anywhere.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

The only piece of FTU history that I saved was "More Like WackyStarved For Love!"

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Is that quote the piece of FTU history in its entirety?

[Ryoko's Biatch]

The accompanying photographs do not exist.

SansJason (11:30:09 PM): Basically, lots of guys on FTU suffer from what should be called WackyMarv Syndrome.
SansJason (11:30:18 PM) : In which you make them feel like the HULK.
sporkism (11:30:27 PM): Hahaha
sporkism (11:30:34 PM) : I still think it's so incredible that he said that.
SansJason (11:30:48 PM) : And I'm still disappointed that you didn't post more of it.
sporkism (11:31:05 PM): Well it's too late now, I deleted all his emails.
sporkism (11:31:11 PM) : I had no choice, he sent me so fucking many of them.
sporkism (11:31:35 PM) : I would go to sleep and wake up the next morning sometimes, and there would be like 20 new emails from him.
SansJason (11:31:55 PM): Hahahaha.
sporkism (11:32:02 PM): He would sit at his computer all night and whenever something popped in to his fat fucking head, he'd email it on over. He couldn't just compose his thoughts in to a single email and leave it at that.
SansJason (11:32:35 PM) : I love this.
sporkism (11:33:55 PM) : Man, did I tell you he came here?
SansJason (11:34:04 PM) : WackyMarv or Andre?
sporkism (11:34:08 PM) : Wackymarv.
SansJason (11:34:19 PM) : No!
SansJason (11:34:21 PM) : Tell!
sporkism (11:34:37 PM) : ogod
sporkism (11:34:41 PM): WELL.
sporkism (11:34:56 PM) : Basically I knew MHH was coming in to town a long time ago, and said he could stay at my place.
sporkism (11:35:13 PM) : But then WACKYMARV decided that HE was going to come and visit me instead.
sporkism (11:35:18 PM) : So he bought himself some plane tickets.
sporkism (11:35:20 PM) : I was very angry.
sporkism (11:35:34 PM) : And I thought it was one week. But then he tells me later he was planning on staying for TWO WEEKS.
sporkism (11:35:43 PM) : So I had to tell MHH that he had to stay with andre. So pissed!
sporkism (11:35:56 PM): Anyway.... he got here, and I was just so irritated by him constantly.
sporkism (11:36:04 PM) : Never has a human being inspired so much pure RAGE in me.
sporkism (11:36:14 PM): He was just so awful.
sporkism (11:36:31 PM) : I tried dropping him off at a hotel one night, but I felt bad (WHY?) and went back to get him.
sporkism (11:36:39 PM): But then the awfulness continued.
sporkism (11:36:56 PM): So the day after Thanksgiving I just said FUCK IT and drove to lawrence to hang out with mhh and TL.
sporkism (11:37:03 PM) : And left wackyfag at my house.
sporkism (11:37:28 PM): When I came home (I stayed out at long as possible), he was fucking, sleeping in MY BED on MY PILLOW, being all fucking fat and sweaty.
sporkism (11:37:41 PM) : And he had like bought some cases of beer and left them all over my kitchen counter.
sporkism (11:37:46 PM) : So he was fat, sweaty, and DRUNK.
sporkism (11:37:50 PM): I went BALLISTIC.
sporkism (11:38:05 PM): I kept punching him until he woke up and screamed at him to get out of my bed.
sporkism (11:38:25 PM): And i was like, "God, fuck you, now I have to wash these sheets! Look at this! I have to let this air out!"
sporkism (11:38:33 PM) : So anyway
SansJason (11:38:36 PM): I can't believe more people didn't hear about this.
SansJason (11:38:52 PM): How much longer did he stay?
sporkism (11:38:53 PM) : The next morning I made him pack his bags and dropped him off at a super 8 or some shit.
SansJason (11:38:59 PM) : Haha.
sporkism (11:39:00 PM) : And told him to go fuck himself.
SansJason (11:39:06 PM) : Have you spoken to him since?
sporkism (11:39:09 PM) : I didnt even let him call his parents or anything.
sporkism (11:39:19 PM) : He emailed me from the hotel a couple times, but other than that, no.
SansJason (11:39:26 PM) : Does he live with his parents?
sporkism (11:39:34 PM) : Well, basically.
sporkism (11:39:37 PM) : His grandparents.
SansJason (11:39:38 PM) :
sporkism (11:40:37 PM) : So yeah.
SansJason (11:40:38 PM) : In fact, direct connect to me.
sporkism (11:40:44 PM) : Hahaha, I hit him with a belt.
sporkism wants to directly connect (11:40:47 PM).
sporkism is now directly connected (11:41:04 PM).
SansJason (11:41:07 PM):

sporkism (11:41:15 PM): Oh god, and let me tell you something else that's awful.
sporkism (11:41:19 PM) : Oh my!
sporkism (11:41:50 PM) : Anyway, (this is relevant, I promise) I shed a lot of hair when I'm talking a shower. I know, GROSS, WHATEVER. It HAPPENS.
sporkism (11:41:58 PM) : From my head.
sporkism (11:42:00 PM): You know.
sporkism (11:42:02 PM) : So anyway.
SansJason (11:42:02 PM): Phew!
SansJason (11:42:09 PM): I was going to ask...
sporkism (11:42:21 PM): I learned a long time ago that letting it go down the drain was not the prime solution.
sporkism (11:42:25 PM) : Because that shit just gets clogged.
sporkism (11:42:42 PM): So I kind of, stick it to the wall and wipe it off and throw it away when I'm done.
sporkism (11:42:51 PM) : But I guess one morning I forgot to do that.
sporkism (11:42:53 PM) : So I come home
sporkism (11:42:58 PM) : And I guess he took a shower
sporkism (11:43:01 PM) : BUT GET THIS
sporkism (11:43:12 PM) : HE FUCKING, TOOK THE HAIR ON THE SHOWER WALL
sporkism (11:43:13 PM): AND LIKE
sporkism (11:43:15 PM) : DREW WITH IT
sporkism (11:43:25 PM): LIKE MADE IT FORM "I <3 U"
SansJason (11:43:33 PM) : OH MY GOD.
sporkism (11:43:34 PM) : I JUST DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK
sporkism (11:43:47 PM): I thought I was going to die.
sporkism (11:44:16 PM) : And he said HE TOOK A PICTURE OF IT IN CASE IT FELL DOWN BEFORE I GOT HOME
sporkism (11:44:22 PM): I was like, oh great, wouldn't want to miss that!!!!!!!
SansJason (11:44:58 PM) : I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE.
SansJason (11:45:04 PM): DO YOU HAVE THE PICTURE?
sporkism (11:45:07 PM): No
sporkism (11:45:10 PM) : But I'm sure he does.
SansJason (11:45:25 PM): Does he have AIM?
sporkism (11:45:26 PM): Also, he got me a card and a flower one day, and I ripped it up and threw it in the trash.
sporkism (11:45:47 PM): I learned later that he took it all out of the trash and assembled them on my counter and took a picture of that, too.
sporkism (11:46:14 PM) : He does, but I don't think he uses it anymore. I havent seen him come on anyway.
SansJason (11:46:29 PM) : Maybe he blocked you, in pain?
SansJason (11:46:34 PM) : What's his screen name?
sporkism (11:47:54 PM): I'm sorry, I can't let you do this.
sporkism (11:48:02 PM): I will email him and see if he'll give me the picture.
sporkism (11:48:08 PM) : If I get it, I will send it to you.
sporkism (11:48:24 PM): I don't think he'd talk to you anyway, since you are from THE ANGER BOARD.
SansJason (11:49:57 PM) : The Anger Board?
sporkism (11:50:05 PM) : That's what he calls FTU.
sporkism (11:50:11 PM): "the anger board"
sporkism (11:50:18 PM) : I guess you weren't there for that live chat.
sporkism (11:50:25 PM) : I actually got him to go in to live chat once!@
SansJason (11:50:33 PM) : I wouldn't tell him where I'm from.
SansJason (11:50:38 PM) : I wouldn't really attack him, either.
SansJason (11:50:42 PM): I just want to talk to him.
sporkism (11:50:46 PM): Hahah
sporkism (11:50:59 PM): I've tried signing on with other screen names to see if he blocked me
sporkism (11:51:07 PM) : I just sincerely think he doesnt even use it anymore.
SansJason (11:52:54 PM): God.
SansJason (11:52:57 PM): The Anger Board.
SansJason (11:53:04 PM): That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
sporkism (11:53:09 PM): I know!
SansJason (11:53:17 PM) : I forget to mention Hatter when talking about dudes who love you.
sporkism (11:53:23 PM): Oh god, yeah.
sporkism (11:53:32 PM): I am still so proud I caused him to explode like that.
sporkism (11:53:39 PM) : Also, GIMP MASK loved me.
sporkism (11:53:53 PM) : He told me once he only acted vicious towards me to appease rapples.
sporkism (11:53:58 PM) : And we all know how well they turned out!
sporkism (11:54:05 PM) : He was so insane.
sporkism (11:55:58 PM) : Okay, I emailed him about it.
sporkism (11:56:06 PM) : He never leaves his computer, so I'm sure I'll get a reply shortly.
SansJason (11:56:39 PM) : Haha.
sporkism (11:58:09 PM) : God, another crazy thing he did.
sporkism (11:58:29 PM) : He insisted on calling his family every single day, for at least an hour, sometimes more than once.
sporkism (11:58:32 PM) : Using my phone.
sporkism (11:58:48 PM) : So one time he was talking to his dad or some shit, apparently a friend of mine called, trying to get to me.
sporkism (11:59:05 PM) : So he fucking calls her back, and invites her to MY house without asking me or telling me.
sporkism (11:59:13 PM) : What in the hell is that?
sporkism (11:59:36 PM) : Nothing can top the hair, though.
SansJason (12:01:11 AM) : How old is he?
sporkism (12:01:15 AM) : 21.
SansJason (12:01:19 AM): And how are you?
SansJason (12:01:21 AM): old
sporkism (12:01:23 AM): 21.
sporkism (12:01:32 AM) : He's never had a job in his life
sporkism (12:01:35 AM): He has no car
sporkism (12:01:41 AM) : He dropped out of high school
SansJason (12:02:02 AM): To play WoW?
sporkism (12:02:13 AM): I guess he got punched in the face, so he quit.
SansJason (12:02:25 AM) : I love him.
sporkism (12:02:29 AM) : He really did, he showed me pictures.
sporkism (12:02:37 AM): Hahaha.
sporkism (12:03:15 AM) : Yeah, with all that in mind, as I was making him pack his shit and driving him to the hotel he kept saying "I hope you regret this someday, I hope you get what's coming to you!"
sporkism (12:04:23 AM) : God, I kicked out a 21 year old overweight high school dropout that's never had a job or a car and constantly smokes weed and drinks and whos only friends are his dad and his dad's fat girlfriend? What was I THINKING?
SansJason (12:04:38 AM) : Man, I wish I had those kinds of skills with the ladies.
sporkism (12:04:45 AM): Seriously.
sporkism (12:04:50 AM): We can all learn a lesson from Wackymarv.
SansJason (12:09:32 AM) : So, uh, what other horror stories are there?
sporkism (12:09:50 AM) : I guess that's all I can think of.
sporkism (12:09:57 AM): Just his presence was horrible enough.
SansJason (12:11:05 AM) : Did you ever really like him?
sporkism (12:11:35 AM) : I guess when I first started talking to him I thought he was pretty cool.
sporkism (12:11:47 AM) : And then he got worse and I was like, "Well, he's still nice I guess."
sporkism (12:11:59 AM): And then he just god so mind-crippingly gay and terrible.
sporkism (12:12:04 AM) : Oh yeah, he bought me a $300 ring.
sporkism (12:12:25 AM) : You don't buy that shit for people who arent, never were, and never will be your girlfriend!!
sporkism (12:12:42 AM): I am thinking of maybe trying to sell it.
sporkism (12:12:46 AM) : Oh, speaking of money.
sporkism (12:12:53 AM) : He also wrote me a check for $275.
sporkism (12:13:02 AM): I was supposed to use this to go visit him again, or something like that.
sporkism (12:13:16 AM) : I decided to keep it and buy plane tickets to go see MHH (this weekend!).
sporkism (12:13:24 AM): So, that was awesome.
sporkism (12:13:34 AM): He tried to ask for it back
sporkism (12:13:40 AM): And when I refused he said I was STEALING
sporkism (12:14:03 AM) : Well, fucker, this check, that you had made out to me? It has my fucking name on it. And guess what that means!
SansJason (12:14:15 AM) : What's the ring like?
sporkism (12:14:33 AM) : It is actually pretty, I like it. But I can't stand to wear it because of obvious reasons.
sporkism (12:14:42 AM) : It's white gold, with a little diamond and pink sapphire.
SansJason (12:14:52 AM): Picture.
sporkism (12:14:57 AM): Okay.
sporkism (12:15:00 AM) : Give me a minute.
SansJason (12:15:49 AM) : Did you mention Lovage to me the other day?
sporkism (12:16:00 AM): Huh?
SansJason (12:16:07 AM) : Never mind.
sporkism (12:24:13 AM) :

sporkism (12:24:20 AM): There, that's the best I could really do.
SansJason (12:25:12 AM) : Man.
SansJason (12:25:18 AM) : That's the hot shit.
SansJason (12:25:27 AM) : You should have exploited him for more $$$
sporkism (12:26:39 AM) : Well shit, I did get a ring and $275 bucks.
sporkism (12:26:44 AM): I think I did just fine!
SansJason (12:28:01 AM): And also, who could put a price on an I <3 U made of hair.
sporkism (12:28:19 AM): Hahahahaha
sporkism (12:28:25 AM) : FOR REAL.

[Theldorrin]

FUCK!! I wasn't expecting the Hair story to be in there too!!

[Rice]

I probably should've saved Mike's story about Adooby Dabooby.

[Rice]

And the yogurtman post about the guy having two power fists and every combat skill, because I'd like to use it for reference!!!!

[Sporkism]

I have the legendary chat saved with H4P where all the *starts to fly* shit was said for the first time.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Post!

[Rice]

Holy fuck, ALDP didn't make that up?

[Sporkism]

The chat is really long and unedited, but, uh, okay.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

I think Mike was the first one to say
*smokes pot*
*starts to fly*

[Sporkism]

HempForPresident has entered the room.
The Vinny Mac: WELL ANYWAY.
Yuglash: yeeeeeeeee
The Vinny Mac: They didn't go to school for like a week.
Yuglash: HOYL COCK
The Vinny Mac: And the counselor called.
Ol Dirt McGurt: They stopped going to school and then the attendance office called and then Beavis said that they were dead.
TakaiBizuketto: Hahaha.
Yuglash: FUKCING SHITZZZZ
HempForPresident: So, go ahead and make fun of me...
Yuglash: You're a dummy!
HempForPresident: have fun pounding away on your keyboard
MackTheMoochie: HEMP RAWKS
MADali 0: NO, why should we?
The Vinny Mac: Anyway, the Principal held a memorial.
Yuglash: Dumb-dumb!
The Vinny Mac: ALTHOUGHT EVERYONE WAS SUPER HAPPY.
The Vinny Mac: And they showed up.
HempForPresident: cause I'm a psycho drug-addict
Yuglash: He's so dumb!
The Vinny Mac: And all these horrible things they did start flashing through his head.
Indiana Jonze: They're not drugs!
Yuglash: Drugs are dumb and you're dumb!
TakaiBizuketto: lolz @ aldp
The Vinny Mac: As dramatic music played.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Man, I need to go use some plants.
MackTheMoochie: I just made a rocket car out of hemp and then I went to the moon.
Yuglash: Plants aren't drugs man
Indiana Jonze: ONLY WHEN THEY'RE RADIOACTIVE
The Vinny Mac: And then the Principal had a heart attack and died.
MADali 0: Hey, man, did you know that Yuglash is MOrgan's online boyfriend?
Yuglash: Opium and coke aren't drugs
Yuglash: They're radioatibe
Yuglash: radioactive too
MackTheMoochie: I see.
Indiana Jonze: MOST EARTHLY MATTER FALLS UNDER ONE OF THESE CATEGORIES
Indiana Jonze: PLANT OR RADIOACTIVE
Ol Dirt McGurt: Extasy, coke, you say it's love, but it's poison.
TakaiBizuketto: Tobacco is radioactive because it's grown with radioactive fertilizer.
TakaiBizuketto: THE MYSTERY UNFOLDS.
MackTheMoochie: One time I smoked a cigarrete and my penis fell off.
MackTheMoochie: True story
Indiana Jonze: Rocks are plants because they are not radioactive
Yuglash: It's true
Indiana Jonze: My house is radioactive
MADali 0: I like how hempforpresident makes fun of people on the computer but lost his virgnity to a girl he met online
Indiana Jonze: But the paint is a PLANT.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Those fucking "infect truth" commercials make me want to smoke.
MADali 0: THERE IS SUPER IRONY FOR YOU
MackTheMoochie: Better than normal irony.
HempForPresident: paint is made from cellulose in petroleum
Ol Dirt McGurt: omg
Indiana Jonze: SO IS IT RADIOACTIVE?
HempForPresident: the hemp stalk is 70% cellulose
Indiana Jonze: OR PLANTACIOUS?
MackTheMoochie: The kind that jumps over buildings made out of hemp and rescues children.
The Vinny Mac: What was that anti-drug ad campaign that actually increased drug use?
The Vinny Mac: It was on the Daily Show.
HempForPresident: no, tobacco is grown with radioactive fertilizer because the plant uses too many nutrients to grow enough to meet the demands of the world.
Yuglash: I think my favorite plant is house paint
Indiana Jonze: So you're saying that hemp is basically the same as paint?
HempForPresident: no.
Indiana Jonze: HEY, hemp contains water and so do I!
Ol Dirt McGurt: So we should start smoking paint.
HempForPresident: you have to *make* the paint from the hemp cellulose in the stalk
Indiana Jonze: God, hemp is life.
Yuglash: You're a plant
Ol Dirt McGurt: LET'S START SMOKING PAINT
Ol Dirt McGurt: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HempForPresident: THC is in the buds of the plant, and other chemicals known as cannabinoids
MackTheMoochie: Cellulose is in girls' ass cheeks.
HempForPresident: they get you high
HempForPresident: yes, it is
Yuglash: I get high from freedom
Yuglash: And liberty
Ol Dirt McGurt: *gives MHH five*
Indiana Jonze: I was a plant until I sat in front of the monitor pounding away on the keyboard, and then I became radioactive.
HempForPresident: we aint free, we only licensed
The Vinny Mac: This is so amazing.
Yuglash: That's a good point
TakaiBizuketto: DID EMINEM SAY THAT?
HempForPresident: no
Yuglash: We only licensed, guys
Yuglash: Remember that
HempForPresident: Talib Kwali
Ol Dirt McGurt: Eminem says that he's the king of controversy.
Yuglash: He is
HempForPresident: that's about all he says
Ol Dirt McGurt: HE GETS HIS PHILOSOPHY FROM RAPPERS
Indiana Jonze: The FIRST king of controversy, even.
The Vinny Mac: It's just me I'm just obscene.
HempForPresident: no, from hip hop artists. not niggers in a booth reading a paper someone else wrote.
MackTheMoochie: I have a question, if tobacco was radioactive, wouldn't more smokers be sterile?
Yuglash: lolz
Indiana Jonze: YOU GUYS ARE JUST SCREAMING CRAP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Indiana Jonze: S
The Vinny Mac: No OF
MackTheMoochie: Yeah, I won
MADali 0: Eminem is a true artist
HempForPresident: the radioactivity is in the lungs... because you inhale it...
The Vinny Mac: I never used that catchphrase and I know that.
MADali 0: And by "true artist" I mean "gay"
Yuglash: Would my radioactive lungs sterilize me?
HempForPresident: no
MackTheMoochie: Yes
HempForPresident: they'd kill you
Ol Dirt McGurt: My lungs aren't radioactive.
Indiana Jonze: How do you know radioactivity is bad for you?
HempForPresident: like the 400,000 others every year
MADali 0: People who defend drugs are gay
The Vinny Mac: Your lungs don't work sometimes.
Indiana Jonze: Did the government tell you?
MADali 0: Its okay if you enjoy then, BUT DRUGS ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOU
MADali 0: Fags
Ol Dirt McGurt: The Man is trying to keep me down.
TakaiBizuketto: This chatroom is owned by the government.
Yuglash: I'm not sure if my plants are drugs or if they're radioactive
MackTheMoochie: I forgot the government kills 20 million people a day.
The Vinny Mac: Man Madali
HempForPresident: beta waves of electrons destroy your cells... they reproduce out of control and slowly crush your internal organs.... and you die.....
Indiana Jonze: Have you ever exposed yourself to huge amounts of radioactivity?
The Vinny Mac: He's talking about PLANTS
The Vinny Mac: Get with it
HempForPresident: that's cander
HempForPresident: cancer
HempForPresident: no
Yuglash: My grandpa died of cander
Yuglash: true story
HempForPresident: mine too
HempForPresident: a few of them
Indiana Jonze: Then do you just believe THE MAN when he says radioactivity is bad?
Ol Dirt McGurt: My grandpa died of candor.
HempForPresident: no, I know the science behind it.
MADali 0: How come it seems that cool, intelligent girls have more gay boyfriends than vise versa?
Ol Dirt McGurt: He just said the wrong thing.
Indiana Jonze: Did you discover this science?
Indiana Jonze: Or do you just PLACE ULTIMATE FAITH in it?
MADali 0: Is that judgement of girls that fuckedup?
HempForPresident: maybe if you all weren't fuckin 300 lbs you'd get girlfriends
Yuglash: lolz
The Vinny Mac: Madali says that as if it applies to this situation.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Peter, this guy knows quite a bit about inertia.
Indiana Jonze: FUCK
MackTheMoochie: Hemp has inertia so it can fly.
Yuglash: It's cool in the summer, hot in the winter!
Ol Dirt McGurt: Man, I lost so much fucking weight this summer.
HempForPresident: do you know what inertia is you fuck?
Indiana Jonze: Inertia is when something stays at a temperature that is comfortabe to humans.
Ol Dirt McGurt: YES!
The Vinny Mac: I almost got a girlfriend but I couldn't fit through the door.
The Vinny Mac: And she got away
HempForPresident: no you fuckin moron
MackTheMoochie: And then it flies.
Yuglash: Hemp has so much more intertia than tobacco
Indiana Jonze: Inertia is when a plant gets inside your head and DISCOVERS HOW TO PLEASE YOU
Yuglash: Because it's a plant
The Vinny Mac: I learned about inertia in 5th grade.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Radioactive things don't have much inertia at all!
MackTheMoochie: My hair's falling out. It must be those radioactive cigarettes I smoked.
Indiana Jonze: Hemp would make a great girlfriend!
The Vinny Mac: For every action there is an equal but opposite reaction.
Ol Dirt McGurt: I made my last couple girlfriends out of hemp.
MADali 0: It makes for a better president
HempForPresident: inertia is the law that objects in motion remain in motion until acted upon by an outside force.... heat is motion of molecules...
Yuglash: Fact: Radioactive things like cigarettes and cement have considerably less inertia than plants like marijuana
MackTheMoochie: Obviously
MackTheMoochie: You must be retarded.
HempForPresident: welllll
MackTheMoochie: Go demean some gorillas.
Yuglash: HempForPresident has got to be the most inert person ever
Yuglash: Because he's cool
HempForPresident: hemp, like all living things, has more inertia than non-living... like cement
Yuglash: And it's summer
Yuglash: HempForPresident is cool in the summer
HempForPresident: like a truck has more inertia than a car.... so it's harder to stop and start....
Yuglash: Because of his interia
The Vinny Mac: Science is pretty damn cool.
Indiana Jonze: Cars are hotter.
HempForPresident: you're right... it is
Indiana Jonze: So they have more inertia.
Yuglash: It's funny, because I thought inertia was based on mass
MADali 0: Hempforpresident is to chemistry, what big fagot is to maths
MackTheMoochie: Man, LSD is so rockin'.
Indiana Jonze: Because cars have more surface area and they catch more beta waves from the sun.
HempForPresident: it's not.
MackTheMoochie: Especially the part when my head explodes.
Yuglash: It's based on radioactivity versus plantlikedness
HempForPresident: Right mack, that made lots of sense.
Indiana Jonze: Inertia has nothing to do with Newton's second law.
MackTheMoochie: And then I wind up naked in Mexico.
Indiana Jonze: It's all about the plant/radioactive continuum.
Indiana Jonze: Yeah!
Seika 6: gud bi
The Vinny Mac: So, you're telling me.
Seika 6 has left the room.
The Vinny Mac: The Magic School Bus episode on motion?
Yuglash: I grew a tomato garden once
The Vinny Mac: Was a lie?
Ol Dirt McGurt: Peter, you're smart!
Yuglash: And my property
Yuglash: Became so inert
Indiana Jonze: THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS WAS VERY HOT AND SMART
Yuglash: That I couldn't breathe
Indiana Jonze: SO IT HAD INERTIA
HempForPresident: if any of you said anything that made any sense whatsoever, I might consider being slightly offended.
Indiana Jonze: LIKE HEMP AND HEMPFORPRESIDENT
The Vinny Mac: Was does it take for you to be really offended?
Yuglash: HempForPresident is 20 degrees when it's 10 degrees out
Indiana Jonze: It sounds like you're positively immovable.
MackTheMoochie: I'm going to make a nuclear warhead out of cigarettes.
Indiana Jonze: INERT YOU MIGHT SAY.
Yuglash: Because he's THAT inert
MackTheMoochie: And that point it at West Virginia.
MackTheMoochie: *then
Yuglash: 8BitOrgy could help him
Indiana Jonze: I bet if we killed 20 million people in a day and used their bodies to fertilize hemp growth we could build a utopia.
Indiana Jonze: THIS SHIT COULD BE OVER AND DONE WITH BY TOMORROW EVENING.
The Vinny Mac: And live off plants.
The Vinny Mac: And keep radioactive junk out of our bodies.
Indiana Jonze: You can make LSD out of hemp
Indiana Jonze: And beer
Indiana Jonze: And M&Ms
Yuglash: DuPont bought half of this chatroom in the 20s
MackTheMoochie: What about radioactive plants?
Yuglash: No such thing
MADali 0: Could you make cigarrettes out of hemp?
MADali 0: WELL, COULD YOU?
Yuglash: No
The Vinny Mac: How can plants be radioactive
Indiana Jonze: No
The Vinny Mac: That's like saying a SOLID is a LIQUID
Ol Dirt McGurt: Tobacco is radioactive.
The Vinny Mac: That yes is NO
MackTheMoochie: That's a secret.
Indiana Jonze: Cigarettes are made out of quarks, which are radioactive.
MackTheMoochie: The secret is out.
The Vinny Mac: There's plants.
MADali 0: How about a nuclear bomb? Can you make that out of hemp?
Indiana Jonze: Whereas hemp is made out of photons, which are plants.
MADali 0: I"M GUESSING NO
MackTheMoochie: Damn you, Peter.
The Vinny Mac: And there's radioactive.
MackTheMoochie: I'm going to blow up your house with a pack of Menthols.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Peter, how did you learn so much about science?
Yuglash: He eats marijuana seeds
Indiana Jonze: BUDS
Yuglash: That give him amazing memory
Yuglash: He doesn't even need a notebook
Indiana Jonze: You put a seed in the ground and you get a bud and you smoke it.
MackTheMoochie: No need for notebooks.
Ol Dirt McGurt: no sticks no stems no seeds
Indiana Jonze: And it's a plant so it's okay.
Yuglash: Here's a good question
Yuglash: If you planted marijuana seeds
Yuglash: In radioactive soil
Yuglash: Would tobacco grow?
Indiana Jonze: COLD FUSION
Yuglash: Oh
MADali 0: In ADOM, you can get POISONED if you eat some herbs
Indiana Jonze: Those aren't plants.
Yuglash: They're radioactive
Yuglash: Probably tobacco
MackTheMoochie: Or crack.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Crack isn't radioactive.
Yuglash: Crack is fucking radioactive
MackTheMoochie: It sure is.
The Vinny Mac: Mutoid Man did cigarettes.
Indiana Jonze: Drugs are inventions made up by the government
The Vinny Mac: And look at him.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Crack is made when they take the quarks out of cocaine.
Indiana Jonze: They kill 20 million people a day and shit on their graves
MackTheMoochie: He lost all his hair, and then he got fat.
Yuglash: DuPont made the government invent drugs when it bought half of it
Indiana Jonze: And paint red white and blue swastikas on them
Indiana Jonze: Because the government was jealous that plants were so much better than it.
Yuglash: Do you know what is like a infinity times better than the USA?
Indiana Jonze: My mother is a plant and my father is radioactive.q
Indiana Jonze: I'm like Blade.
Yuglash: Hitler
MADali 0: Hempforpresident should join the Comicbook Heroes
Indiana Jonze: I'M BLADE
Indiana Jonze: I'M HALF RADIOACTIVE
Yuglash: How can that be?
Indiana Jonze: AND I TAKE MEDICINE TO CONTROL MY URGES
Ol Dirt McGurt: He's probably a better bass player than Burnsie because he doesn't use radioactive substances (tobacco, don't ask).
Indiana Jonze: TO KILL 400,000 STUPID AMERICANS A YEAR
The Vinny Mac: The gas used in the Nazi deathcamps to kill Jews is not unlike the fumes from radioactive sticks.
MackTheMoochie: I'm all plant.
HempForPresident: Did you know that if you put a squirrel in a blender you can make Orange juice? cause it's radio active... squirrels are good to smoke cause they're plants.
Yuglash: Funny
MackTheMoochie: I just rip off my leg and smoke it.
HempForPresident: and they're all nazis it turns out
Yuglash: That is so, so funny
TakaiBizuketto: LOL
Yuglash: HFP=lolz 2 the max
Ol Dirt McGurt: Man, it's only funny when we make fun of you.
Indiana Jonze: Gawd
The Vinny Mac: Because you're serious
HempForPresident: See how stupid you sound to me? this is good fuckin' entertainment
Yuglash: HempForPresident for president
HempForPresident: Wait, how about this... how about I suck.
The Vinny Mac: What would Hemp do as president?
MADali 0: I like how you puts ' instead of g
The Vinny Mac: What would be some of his reforms?
Indiana Jonze: Hemp would legalize it.
MADali 0: for "fucking" I mean
HempForPresident: Yep, I suck... dick!
The Vinny Mac: What would he do with the national surplus?
MADali 0: It has to be "fuckin'".
Indiana Jonze: And then do all the drugs it could get its hands on except H and crack.
MADali 0: Because he is totally rad
MackTheMoochie: Did you know that the U.S. has 8700 cigarettes?
Ol Dirt McGurt: Hemp, specific heat capacity is different than inertia, you fucking fag.
The Vinny Mac: He added the apostrophe because he's college educated.
HempForPresident: and I love men and radioactive bushes made of glue that I turn into hemp and smoke which makes me trip out like LSD
MackTheMoochie: But they signed an agreement with Russia so now they only have 2100.
HempForPresident: which I drink to quench my thirst
Indiana Jonze: Specific heat is made up
Yuglash: GUYS, I'LL BE BACK
Yuglash has left the room.
Indiana Jonze: By the government
Ol Dirt McGurt: NOOOOO
HempForPresident: In fact, the government invented death.
Indiana Jonze: You're stupid, American!
HempForPresident: that's right you heard it here first
Indiana Jonze: I'm moving to China
The Vinny Mac: China has lots of plants.
TakaiBizuketto: That was too deep for me.
HempForPresident: yeah, cause americans are radioactive and chinese are plants
Ol Dirt McGurt: If the government created gay (and I'm sure they did), you're probably their top secret project!
The Vinny Mac: And minimal radioactive.
HempForPresident: I am!
Indiana Jonze: I'M GOING TO MOVE TO CHINA BECAUSE THEY LEGALIZED IT AND THEIR DOGS TALK TO THEM AND ITS HILARIOSU
HempForPresident: holy shit, how'd you find out
HempForPresident: That's the only reason I smoke LSD
MADali 0: H4p
TakaiBizuketto: Hey guys, I think he's trying to play along with you.
HempForPresident: to listen to radioactive chinese dogs talk to me about plants
Indiana Jonze: Metal Gear Crack is one of the most secret black projects.
MackTheMoochie: Not as secret as Metal Gear Ass
HempForPresident: no, I'm not, TakaiBizuketto, I'm not, I'm being totally serious
The Vinny Mac: Metal Gear Ass is no secret.
Indiana Jonze: l0l
Ol Dirt McGurt: The la-le-lu-li-lo are behind all of this.
MADali 0: You sure are!
Indiana Jonze: Damn the Patriots!
Indiana Jonze: Solidus didn't tell the whole story.
MADali 0: Its the Masons
MackTheMoochie: Damn them and their radioactive ways.
MADali 0: Roswell
The Vinny Mac: Every corporation, big business, independent militia and dot-com has their own Metal Gear Ass.
MADali 0: Area 51
HempForPresident: the masons invented plants... and then made them all radioactive, so you could fly to the moon on a weed leaf
HempForPresident: it's all true
MADali 0: lol ur so krazy
The Vinny Mac: I think he's pulling our leg.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Plants aren't radioactive, though!
MackTheMoochie: GET OUT OF HERE
MADali 0: Fly to the moon on a weed leaf? Thats some serious lol material
Indiana Jonze: You probably think inertia is related to Newton's second law.
The Vinny Mac: I haven't loled like that since I rotflmao
Indiana Jonze: ed
MackTheMoochie: offed?
HempForPresident: No, the government created Newton out of radioactive squirrels to take over the world with corporations consisting entirely of Hitlerite Marijuana plants
The Vinny Mac: Where did squirrels come from?
Indiana Jonze: AMERICA IS WORSE THAN HITLER
MADali 0: THIS GUY IS ALWAYS ON!
HempForPresident: don't you read the inquirer?
MADali 0: *high fives*
MackTheMoochie: Like Mister Metternich
HempForPresident: squirrels?
The Vinny Mac: We're trying to have a serious conversation, so making light of this situation.
Indiana Jonze: Shenron is a plant
Ol Dirt McGurt: I'm writing this down in my notebook.
Indiana Jonze: Because it's not radioactive.
HempForPresident: why... they came from the government
The Vinny Mac: Shen-Ron.
MackTheMoochie: That notebook isn't made out of hemp
The Vinny Mac: And his dragon balls.
MackTheMoochie: You might as well burn it.
The Vinny Mac: MORGAN, HEAR MY HOWL!
TakaiBizuketto: :-!
TakaiBizuketto: CAN I MAKE A WISH?
Ol Dirt McGurt: Man, you need to tell us about your dragonballs and Shenron.
TakaiBizuketto: Shenron is his snake.
MackTheMoochie: On a different note, I had hot steamy jungle love with Morgan
The Vinny Mac: Which is his penis.
Indiana Jonze: You PLANT a seed in the ground
Ol Dirt McGurt: Morgan, when are you going to come to my house and do the dirty deed?
Ol Dirt McGurt: I'M CONFIDENT MY SITE IS BETTER THAN THIS *JOKER'S* SITE WAS
Indiana Jonze: THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS ITALIAN.
HempForPresident: I planted a seed and a snake came out of the ground, turned out it was my radioactive penis
HempForPresident: shipped directly from hitler to the US government
Ol Dirt McGurt: Peter, I was talking about pizza.
The Vinny Mac: Italian women are notoriously hairy.
The Vinny Mac: According to John Leguizamo.
HempForPresident: the day before the CIA orchestrated 9-11
MackTheMoochie: What?????????
HempForPresident: that's another of my theories
HempForPresident: the CIA is behind 911
Indiana Jonze: OH?????
Indiana Jonze: Why the CIA?
HempForPresident: talk amongst yourselves
The Vinny Mac: Oy Vei
HempForPresident: Oi
HempForPresident: not Oy
The Vinny Mac: SORRY
MackTheMoochie: Hoy
HempForPresident: Oi is the cool way to spell it
The Vinny Mac: I GUESS I'M NOT KOSHER ENOUGH
HempForPresident: Soy
HempForPresident: wait a minute
HempForPresident: hemp seed is better for you than soy
MackTheMoochie: lolz 4 eva
HempForPresident: talk amongst yourselves
The Vinny Mac: OH?
Ol Dirt McGurt: Hey, what does everyone think about the NBA draft tomorrow?
Indiana Jonze: I should eat hemp sauce with my fried rice!
MackTheMoochie: THE SIXERS WILL WIN
HempForPresident: glass is a liquid at room temperature..... go ahead... do you damnedest
Indiana Jonze: Well, that's debatable.
HempForPresident: you should.... humans have ate hemp seeds for thousands of years
Indiana Jonze: Most people would call it an amorphous solid.
Ol Dirt McGurt: I hope the Warriors draft Gooden instead of Dunleavy.
Indiana Jonze: (have eaten)
MADali 0: Isnt there anything this guy wont say! rofl!
HempForPresident: when Ghandi did his fasting... he ate only one hemp seed a day and it kept him alive for months
MackTheMoochie: Who cares? It's the Warriors for chrissake.
The Vinny Mac: That's one powerful plant!
Indiana Jonze: It's gotta be the hemp!
MackTheMoochie: Not that radioactive stuff
Ol Dirt McGurt: Yeah, but they need Gooden more than Dunfaggy.
HempForPresident: anyways, have good lives.... in the year 2012 there will be enough food for 3 billion people, while there will be 11 billion people alive... nuclear war will break out over food
Ol Dirt McGurt: ANTAWN AND DREW COULD MAKE THE WARRIORS GOOD
MackTheMoochie: The Warriors will always loose.
Ol Dirt McGurt: loose
MackTheMoochie: JOKE
HempForPresident: well... maybe just short of nuclear..... who knows
MackTheMoochie: Cod dammit, you're stupid
HempForPresident: lata friends....
MADali 0: Thats such a stupid shit, idiot
The Vinny Mac: WAIT
HempForPresident has left the room.
MADali 0: We have lots of resources
MADali 0: Fuckhead
Indiana Jonze: Her overwhelming look at nowhere make his cock stir.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Dunleavy and Jamison play the same position.
TakaiBizuketto: Hahaha.
The Vinny Mac: I wanted to ask him if he ever called his testicles "senzu beans"
Ol Dirt McGurt: IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE
The Vinny Mac: Senzu beans are a plant.
TakaiBizuketto: I have been totally lol this entire time.
The Vinny Mac: That's why they gave Goku the power to fight Freiza.
MackTheMoochie: And Vegeta.
Ol Dirt McGurt: Senzu beans are radioactive, that's why they always glow when they fight.
Indiana Jonze: He didn't explain why food supply would be cut in half.
The Vinny Mac: OH
MackTheMoochie: drat
TakaiBizuketto: God.
The Vinny Mac: Morgan, does HEMPFORPRESIDENT HAVE A BIG OR SMALL DRAGON?
Indiana Jonze: By 2012.
TakaiBizuketto: Small.

[Sporkism]

Well, it was still an important chat anyway.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

It's fine if it isn't funny as long as it's IMPORTANT

[Seru]

I don't think I've saved anything text related.

If anybody can tell the story of Fagtown with pictures I'm your man!

[Seru]

[Seru]

Ha ha, Wierdness.