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Are we .... bad?
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNINTELLIGIBLE MEME
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JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNINTELLIGIBLE MEME
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Keep it up fella, shoot for the stars
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Donk Fuck, or something
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I wish the Confederates won the war so I could buy you a drown you in an Austin based water treatment plant
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:54 pm)
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Post     Re: The maladaptive worthless social retard clubhouse

Through vigorous research I have determined that the vastness of difference of them there uneducated fellas (that includes all of Pasco county) and a slightly less quarresome and cultured people that crop up in Pinellas county (relaticely speaking ...) is beyond comprehension, absolute. I have come to this conclusion due to my unbiased and thorough research, with the controls being a diverse mentally ill bunch ranging in the ... several dozen! >_>

I have found that my fabulous locutions and rich blend of humor and impressions went over very well in Pinellas, while not so much in Pasco. It may be the smothering miasma of trashiness that pollutes the very fiber of your being that Pasco county inflicts, as much of the folks are from Pinellas.

Or it could be because they are poor white trash with a scope that makes my autistic traits look like those of a well-traveled avid doper finding life in a Hungarian hostel through potent tryptamines procured through dumb ugly wote slav womej

Fuck poor humans!

The peopl
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:35 am)
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Yesterday I received a call. I thought it might be of great import, so I hurriedly ambled out of the room. Naturally it was a mexican speaking mexican on my voicemail, though it did sound

Important

I did however note that Ike Ike did not allow me the degree of comfort in a already uncomfortable situation that Iwwould've liked, so its now the wrong nigga to fuck wit, which should cause such a scenario to be less embarrassing (though seriously what the fuck did they have to say anyway?)
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:01 am)
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So, maybe the single most powerful character in regards to how much more power he had than the fellas trying to take him to the tin in the 'burbs is done in by the power of friendship

Unless kishi decides to stop getting baked and that is not the Sword of Totsuka that is being wieled (but before Itachi died he passed on his techniques and later sasuke ate his eyes, so if that's not the Sword of Totsuka it may be one of the more laughable "i totally dont remember ever writing that *squims nervously*", though I feel that a sage-Kyuubanoo strike is more than enough to take out Juubito

This never would have happened with Madara, and kishi knew that, and then pulled out Obito cause he is the deranged guy that relates closest to Naruto, and it's a bit like the sage's fucked up son that inherited his eyes and the nice duder that inherited his exceptional life force and will clashing, with Sasuke being the mini-Madara that ended up actually staying with his best friend and village, though a gay goth with wings rathr than the baddest mother fucker imaginable. Anyone that makes Orochimaru look like just some mad arrogant guy that won the war (edo kages) , though one could say he sorta shares the accomplishment with Itachi, well, they are a seriously bad mothrr fucker

Yup
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:51 pm)
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I will likely be moving pretty soon to an apartment with somebody. She has a spectacular case of ADHD but I admire her resolve in what she wishes to do, and is highly entertaining. Nevermind the whole 30-year old fuckbag that lives in an ALF part, so, yeah!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:28 pm)
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Man, I had a solid eight hours of sleep last night, dont know why Im so damn tired
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:16 pm)
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This moving in with a acquaintance could turn out really cool or really terrible but I know without a doubt it would end up the catalyst to a timely demise

I mean, I am a different dude than I was, but the first time I lived on my own in my own place it quickly devolved into a white trash two week scene from Rome culminating in being crippled

I know myself too well, and DXM is too easy to acquire (it would be a great painkiller but could cause me tospray the walls with cans of shit,among otother things).

Should I tempt fate?
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:41 am)
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If you can afford it, and you think it might improve your life you might as well go for it.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:30 am)
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Well it looks like a decent option, as a mentally-challenged schizophrenic called the cops and told them i threatenedto cut him tto pieces with a chainsaw

I mean that suckers kinda retarded gonna rock your head with a billyclub

No but seriously i was going to be evicted, but the owner drove him to the hospital and was subject to his active hallucinations and incoherent rants of a aggressive nature, and he was subsequently baker acted

Sound like anyone you guys know? FUCK YOU DONT JUDGE ME YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:59 pm)
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Well then, the apartment scenario shit out a potentially destructive variable, I'm not the smartest guy to amble about railroad tracks w/erection, but I'm not a fucking idiot

I think my roommate was baker acted; if that's the case, maybe the numerous faces through the years were making sense when I was told I drive them up the wall


Nah, mongo and Appalachia are just two absolutely insane fellas!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:56 pm)
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So appalachia decided to take his talents to South Beach and join the relatively new long-term asylum

Well, I figure that might be the case, he is on Unit 12, and he is most likely seeing his old doctor, who he despises, and he is the kinda fella that when in a situation where there is no reason to aggressively rant about a person's integrity, he will, and Dr.Jones gave me an empty threat that if I did not take an awful anti-psychotic which is the only classes of drugs that have chemicals that offer unbearable side-effects and are anti-therapeutic in every sense, that he would send my talents to South Beach

So yeah, I dunno how well things are going to turn out for him, I am finally free of that insipid piece of shit, and Mongo is the undeniable champion of the mentally interesting; the gawky physically repulsive, petulant retard that is suffering from such a extreme case of schizophrenia even tremendous doses of the potent typical AP fluphenazine, and is on Clozapine, the very first atypical AP, rarely prescribed to those that meet criteria in-patient (severe schizophrenia that is completely treatment-resistant), and is a damned Unicorn if prescribed out-patient. Probably due to it's mechanism of action, which is best described as a carpet bombing of virtually every receptor that has anything to do with anything, and the bombs are smart bombs with a ten-megaton nuclear warhead ... Nothing

I feel sympathy for Mongo even if hes an asshole an a pain in the butt. Appalachia, well, hes a stupid fucking shithead

Oh my, I don't even know what the fuck
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:49 am)
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Lucifer calles Florida a members-only club

I wonder if that was a jab at Florida by some nips who are in a state of disrepair knowing such a evil land filled with marauding demons exists
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:38 pm)
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Im not sure why Naruto did not have an arc within an arc about Iruka's desire to fuck kakashi and other stuff that homosexuals do (besides fuck Kakashi, golly, my sentence construction would give me a d for effort and having to reenacting Billy Madison for results)
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:38 pm)
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I wonder how much I altered my brain with my science experiment (about 4 subanesthetic intramuscular injections of ketamine a day with plenty of high doses in between for about 12 days), and my ungodly consumption of dextromethorphan (at least enough to get me to the transitional stage between 2nd-3rd plateau, with one honest to kami 4th plateau, and 2 visits to sigma (I have enough experience to say that no drug can touch how far gone you are in Sigma Plateau, in both experiences I accepted the fact I had died at some point and was doomed to wander the corridors of my house for eternity, that it was only too aappropriate that my house was the location I had been handed to suffer through forever (thats not crazy sounding, but the rest of the details seem trite)).

After a while, no matter the dose I was not going to go beyond low-2nd plataeu effects, and I stopped my at least three experiebces weekly deal. I find myself having flashbacks of one particular moment, I can see, feel, hear, and even taste the imagery, all the while ny mind frantically grabs at this particular momoment, seeminglypushing itself to iit's limits to capture that one particular moment in time. Neither ketamine or DXM can cause brain damage per se, but I am assuming all of DXM's work with the NMDA receptors, the brutal manner in which it takes a gentle dump on your serotonergic functions, with chronic use it could end up seperating you from the rest of the world for a while but certainly not this long

Now Im tired go fuck yoursef
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:44 am)
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I do not think Play with the Numbers will indeed ever be topped, though I recognize I've driven the song until I'm just pretend-driving on cinder blocs in my front litter box because my vehicle is pretty much dead. Sexy Boy is my nrw song of choice. *Impossible bwuu bwuu sounds*
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:16 am)
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It has just dawned on me that Depeche Mode is a horrible band

I say this with the full knowledge that I have never nor will I ever hear anything they have done, and I don't know why I thought of them out of the blue and thought of their awful name

Crotch would not be as bad a name for a band
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:17 am)
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Wow, crotch is a terrible word
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:28 am)
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Not sure why I did not put all this in one post, but I had a FTU dream again. I do not remember much, except it was on facebook, and I thinkda bouncer or ace kendo were involved somehow. Well facebook was the spot, but it was called the rugged bar
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:52 am)
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Oh yeah, what happened to the jew?
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:38 am)
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Probably swindling people with lawsuits and apple-picking
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:06 pm)
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So, you know somebody has been defeated once he begins that whole talk no jutsu business

It will not work on Madara, CV:SotN showed why ultimate bad-ass shouldnot pussy out (although this was after the battle, so that is not as bad), Madara will go out genki dama style. There is legit reason why the other half of Kurama is just hanging out and doing whatever
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