Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

ALDP · (Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:22 pm)

Poo Poope

GimpMask · (Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:36 pm)

I just made a post about the Pope's first visit to Moldova in the history of man in the Wikipedia article thread. Wow, no wonder he went to Moldova, obviously he is still quite naive

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:18 pm)

I bet this new guy is ready to get down to the business of covering up gay rape.

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:57 pm)

maybe u should send him some tips

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:04 pm)

Use a butt plug
*drumroll*

ALDP · (Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:32 pm)

The last African pope was from Syria and that was in the 8th century so I'm calling bullshit on this whole farce. Fuck the white Pope and his whole piece of shit white church.

Captain PUNisher · (Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:47 pm)

Well, he's a white Latino, so that's something at least. I'm just glad he isn't European.
_________________
Said the Captain PUNisher.

ALDP · (Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:23 am)

Don't fall for that bullshit, man. Don't give them a pass just because they went to the southern hemisphere, like the world should just be SOOO grateful they went to the southern hemisphere. This is like the 5th or 6th Nazi pope in a row and I'm done with this unspeakable blasphemy (The Catholic "Church").

GimpMask · (Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:08 am)

Whoa, A WHITE LATINO?

I'm torn. Dan Le Betard is full Cuban but he looks white (I guess having a little money and (probably) a make-up Guy that attempts to reduce how sweaty Latino people look that aren't pale or grey.

Pizzarino, of course he is, why would he be in Shitbeasts lair in Moldova? HIS FIRST ACT WAS GOING TO MOLDOVA.

Triple Life would've made a good Pope ... or Bomani Jones. Same difference?_?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:36 am)

I'd only be good as the pope in the sense that I'd try to alienate all Catholics and destroy the church forever.

Raping kids obviously doesn't work, so maybe if you stop that, Catholics will get outraged.

GimpMask · (Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:59 am)

You could hold your services with a big-screen TV playing the Catholic nun rape.scene from Bad Lieutenant and hire Harvey Keitel to reenact the scene where the Bad Lieutenant calls the church a racket high on crack, smack, and vodka and what's so special about a nun getting raped, and then when asked if he's a Catholic he goes "I'm a Catholic" austerely with a hint of I'm fucking teetering on the edge of a drug-induced total meltdown smarmy edge in his voice and twinkle in his eye, which is how I and all Catholics should respond when asked if they are Catholic /what religion are you

Or you could hire me. Same difference. I've reenacted that scene many times with.curious types.

(I am of no religion, I am a Catholic but I only acknowledge it because of Bad Lieutenant --even atheism is essentially a religion, so I am "N/A")

Captain PUNisher · (Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:40 am)

Yeah Matt, I don't know why I'm even giving the church any slack.
_________________
Said the Captain PUNisher.

johnbuisthegreat · (Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:07 pm)

the KKK took my baby away

kakarot52 · (Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:12 am)

This is nothing back in the good old days popes would have like wars and orgies and stuff and then claim private nudity is immoral
_________________
To continue is power -Shitbeast

GimpMask · (Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:35 am)

I do not see why you're comparing something bad like child rape (no offense MADali, I'm not disrespecting your culture) to some things that one could not offer up enough superlatives about, such as Caligula-esque mighty orgies of the most decadent and eccentric variety, and war, which had nouble, honourable men battling each other in a clean bright manner, much like the video games we see in how they depict war

In Neuromancer they saved the left hand of John the Baptist, Turks did, and displayed it as a good luck charm in Instanbul