Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Magic Juan · (Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:01 pm)

I was at a party earlier this year where I became extremely incapacitated by the end of the night. I apparently fornicated with this other woman (to differentiate from the girl I mentioned in my previous post) and I remember nothing of the event. Having been sober, we would have never so much have touched let alone have sex. Later she told a friend that she thought maybe she had taken advantage of me because I was basically non-responsive during the ORDEAL and at one point mid-coitus I full on fell off the bed and didn't move.

Jason · (Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:09 pm)

I wouldn't describe that story as absolutely hilarious.
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johnbuisthegreat · (Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:55 pm)

On my wedding night I was very drunk and when I got home with my wife (she drove) I had her get on top and I kept falling asleep, I was telling her "keep riding it I am still hard" but she stopped and was a bit annoyed.

Theldorrin · (Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:11 pm)

Stefan is a rapist who was raped twice.
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ALDP · (Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:20 pm)

According to movies and TV, most rapists are either anonymous scumbags who live in alleys or somebody who got raped in a flashback

MADali · (Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:36 am)

All this rape talk is making me horny!

Just kidding. I enjoy sexual intercourse only within the boundaries of the law, both my country's and my God's.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:18 am)

Oh, good. You had me worried there for a moment.

Action Hank · (Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:21 pm)

Does it count as a flashback in Irreversible?

MADali · (Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:01 am)

Shut the fuck up, Ace Kendo.

Jason · (Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:05 am)

You've become violent and cruel.
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Jason · (Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:05 am)

Your posts are like a wolves.
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MADali · (Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:15 am)

Oh, so you are taking Ace Kendo's side in this one? Huh? HUH?

Fagzilla · (Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:28 am)

True friends are those that made fun you the most.

MADali · (Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:06 am)

That is true.

kakarot52 · (Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:41 pm)

there are very few rape jokes

I mean, I am tired of people like ALDP acting like "hey did you hear the latest 5 rape jokes? They were a rip!"

So, in fact I recognize the need for more rape jokes

kakarot52 · (Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:43 pm)

Or what is quite possibly the only rape joke I have ever heard in the media:

So the man in the parking lot says, "do you love me?"

And she says "No, but that's a nice ski mask!"