Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Vinny]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/11120919111.html
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[Theldorrin]

Mrs. Lovett...
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[bitter gigatron]

That 911 tape is so hilarious.


AAAAAAAwwwwww! MMM! UGGHHHHHH! I'm on Martin Luther King Blvd. So awesome.

[bitter gigatron]

So I guess some lady had her face ripped off by a chimp and lived to tell Oprah about it.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was “overconfident in his abilities,” and that alcohol likely played a role.

His name was not released.

[Action Hank]

LIMA, Peru — A gang in the remote Peruvian jungle has been killing people for their fat, police charged Thursday, draining it from their corpses and offering it on the black market for use in cosmetics. Medical experts expressed skepticism that a major market for fat might exist.

Three suspects have confessed to killing five people for their fat, said Col. Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru's anti-kidnapping police. He said the suspects, two of whom were arrested carrying bottles of liquid fat, told police it was worth $60,000 a gallon ($15,000 a liter).

Mejia said the suspects told police the fat was sold to intermediaries in Lima, the Peruvian capital. While police suspect the fat was sold to cosmetic companies in Europe, he could not confirm any sales.

[Big Fagot]

God, all I wanted was one damn line about how the people killed were obese.

[Fagzilla]

Yeah come on story writer, Peter wants to be able to identify with the victims!!!

[Action Hank]

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Vampires and werewolves have vanquished a dark knight.

"The Twilight Saga: New Moon" took in $72.7 million in its first day to break the single day domestic box office record previously held by "The Dark Knight," which had a $67.2 million opening day last year.

The Friday haul for the "Twilight" sequel includes a record $26.3 million from midnight screenings alone.

If "New Moon" maintains its pace, it might have a shot at the all-time best opening weekend record of $158.4 million, also held by "The Dark Knight."

"New Moon" continues the story of teen romance between a girl and a vampire (Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson), with the sequel adding a love triangle with a teen werewolf (Taylor Lautner).

[Fagzilla]

Gayest Gay News in a while.

God damn motherfucking girls and their fucking insanity.

[YES]

THEY MAID HER DO IT!!!


A couple from Quezon City have been charged with rape in court for forcing their 20-year-old housemaid to have sex with their dog.

The court may order the couple’s arrest anytime starting today, according to court sources.
The STAR learned from these sources that the couple held their dog and made the animal penetrate the victim.

Under Republic Act 8353, the new Anti-Rape Law, rape may be committed by any person who shall commit an act of sexual assault by inserting his penis into another person’s mouth or anal orifice, or any instrument or object, into the genital or anal orifice of another person.
Prosecutors, who asked for anonymity, said the couple, whose names have been temporarily withheld, have undergone preliminary investigation, and there was probable cause to charge them in court.

Court officials confirmed that two counts of rape have been filed against the couple, but they refused to give details as the judge is still reviewing the case.

“We cannot release information at this point in time, it’s premature,” a staff of the judge handling the case said.

Court sources said medical records showed that the victim suffered contusions in her genitals.
No other details were available, but a court official said they will release information as soon as the case is scheduled for trial.

[YES]

Police are investigating an Atascadero plumber for alleged bestiality with dogs after finding a videotape of the incident. The tape was discovered during his arrest for allegedly selling drugs to prison inmates, according to court records.

Bradley Brainard said during an interview at his home last week that he no longer participates in sexual relations with dogs and explained that he had turned to the illegal practice after seeing it on the Internet following a divorce and depression.

Atascadero police began investigating Brainard, 49, for allegedly selling drugs in March to prison inmates at the California Men’s Colony, where he had been working as a plumber on a construction project. Prison spokesman Dean Spears said Tuesday that he knew of Brainard’s narcotics arrest and that prison inmates had contact with him because they worked on the same project.




Spears declined to comment further about the criminal case.

Brainard was charged March 30 with seven felony counts of drug-related offenses, according to court records. Atascadero police are still investigating the allegations of bestiality.

“We saw lots of video” and are investigating another person in San Luis Obispo County and someone in Monterey County who were allegedly performing animal sex acts with Brainard, said Sgt. Joe Allen. Police said Brainard will likely be charged with misdemeanor animal abuse.

A search warrant served April 1 at Brainard’s home in the 5100 block of Santa Cruz Road describes prison officials finding “a couple pounds of marijuana, methamphetamine, over four thousand dollars in cash and weapons.”

They also found a handheld camcorder in Brainard’s truck at CMC.

“The video on the handheld camcorder … showed footage of a person identified as Brainard having sex with a canine,” according to the search warrant. The video showed Brainard masturbating and orally copulating the dog.

Brainard was also seen “on a bed, naked, wearing a woman’s brassiere along with a chocolate Labrador canine” and forcing the dog to penetrate him. Atascadero police were told by CMC investigators that “there were other canines in the video that Brainard sexually engaged.”

Brainard said Thursday from his home that “it’s something I got into that I never should have gotten into.”

Brainard insisted that he was finished with sexual activity with animals. Police said his dog was taken to county animal control regulators and examined by a veterinarian; it did not show any signs of injury.

Other separate segments of video shows Brainard having sex with an unconscious woman, videotaping a child’s genitals during a diaper change and videotaping a teenage boy wearing women’s high heels, according to the search warrant.

Investigators also found women’s undergarments, several boxes of videotapes, a bondage whip, wigs, sex toys, DVDs of pornography and VHS tapes of bestiality.

Brainard said that he would never hurt anyone, especially a child. And police said they did not expect to file charges related to the video of the children or the woman.

Brainard’s drug case is scheduled to return to court June 8 for a pretrial hearing, said a District Attorney’s Office official. He is out of custody on $25,000 bond, according to court records.

[Big Fagot]

This one needs the video to be funny. I'm going to also paste the text though, for when the link is broken in several years.

[Servbot]

Bestiality is not illegal in Florida.

[ALDP]

"it’s something I got into that I never should have gotten into."

So if the guy's already learned his lesson why are they holding a trial at all?

[Potatoes]

Who's your daddy?

Oh, damn. It's Charles Manson.

A 41-year-old man, who was adopted as a 10-year-old and raised in Illinois, spoke out recently about the harrowing discovery.

"It was like finding out your father is Hitler," Matthew Roberts told The Sun newspaper.

Roberts found out about his long-lost daddy about a dozen years ago after using a search agency to find his birth mother. The birth mother told him that she had been raped and that the 1960s Helter Skelter killer was his father.

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The mass killer confirmed he is Roberts' father, and recalled the times he spent with Matthew's mother in a string of ten rambling handwritten notes and postcards signed with a swastika - the same symbol he has tattooed on his forehead.

"He sends me weird stuff and always signs it with his swastika," Roberts said. "At first I was stunned and depressed. I wasn't able to speak for a day. I remember not being able to eat."

But, he added: "He's my biological father - I can't help but have some kind of emotional connection. That's the hardest thing of all - feeling love for a monster who raped my mother. I don't want to love him, but I don't want to hate him either."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2740414/I-traced-my-dad-and-discovered-he-is-Charles-Manson.html

[ALDP]

I wonder about this guy's upbringing if he thinks he's obligated to love his murderer rapist cult leader absentee father who conceived him by rape.

[ALDP]

"I mean, that IS a real rule, right? I didn't just think that up on my own, did I?"

[johnbuisthegreat]

Well his father is Charles Manson so I don't think he needs any reason for his emotions or actions.

[Potatoes]

That's the kind of reasoning a sociopathic killer would use!