Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Captain PUNisher]

You can't make less money than you did before, just because you go up a tax bracket, because the new tax rate you pay only affects the income you make ABOVE the new tax bracket. Although I just woke up from a nap and I'm not sure if that is what you meant or if you were trolling or not.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[Yogurtman]

I got a new job today!

At, shockingly enough, another bakery / commissary manufacturing plant.

[Servbot]

Do they allow you to come in whenever?

[ALDP]

A bakery is the worst place for somebody as lazy and dont give a fuck as Yogurtman. He's gonna come in at noon and his boss will be screaming "Where were you!? We missed every donut rush today!!!" and Yogurtman will just be like "What the fuck, boss, donuts are good any time of day. They'll be back, trust me" as he kicks up his feet on his desk and falls instantly asleep.
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[Big Fagot]

Maybe if he weren't up all night playing Gang Wars and fucking Yogurtwoman with passion bordering on violence (it basically looks like the part from Fist Of The North Star where Kenshiro and Raoh are each parrying 10,000 attacks per second)!

[Theldorrin]

Yogurtman sounds like the archetype of the laid back anime character.

[ALDP]

That "Yogurtman is lazy" post didn't quite reach the energy level of Big Fagot's and mine but it still gets the message across.
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[Servbot]

What about mine?

[ALDP]

*secret gang handshake*
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[SuperPsaturn]

Here's true powa

[Theldorrin]

I was trying to imagine whether Yogurtman would sit sprawled with a toothpick or a cigarette.

[Utils]

Blanners forgot to fill out the timecard.

[Fagzilla]

Yogurtman is kind of dreamy.

DYEAAAH, I mean, creamy!

[Sailor Bigglesworth]

Yogurtman and Yogurtwoman having sex..so that's where yogurt comes from! And why it's white, runny and has lots of bacteria.

[Fagzilla]

I wonder if you're actually any good in bed.

[Action Hank]

-_-;

[Roy]

Is it really that important for women to be good in bed? I'd be satisfied with a warm body to fuck.

[Mike Dunn]

Having sex with someone who just lays there motionless and doesn't make any noise or show any signs of enjoyment is almost as depressing as never fucking at all.

[Servbot]

A hole's a hole.

[Yogurtman]

I've been weighing Theldorrin's post for several days, and I think I'm leaning towards sitting sprawled with a cigarette. I mean, anime characters don't get lung cancer!