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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
Joined: 05 Sep 2007
Posts: 6090
(Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:09 pm)
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We need more jokes

So hmmm


How does a mexican take a shower?

A. Pisses on his fan

What do you call a classy, sexy woman in america?

A. A tourist
SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 2111
(Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:51 pm)
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http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/263/943228_20070921_screen003.jpg
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 10111
(Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:58 pm)
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UR PEEEPEEEE!!!!!
johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 4769
(Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:15 pm)
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BANKAI
johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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(Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:13 am)
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What is better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics
NOT BEING RETARDED

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans
The black one steals your watch
Roy
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
Posts: 1605
(Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:16 am)
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Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty little girls live.
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:29 am)
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Whats the difference between my dick size and your's?

There isn't one.
Roy
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
Posts: 1605
(Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:32 am)
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Who's your?
Username
Swimmin' in a Magnum
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3106
(Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:40 pm)
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your's on second
Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
Posts: 3036
(Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:50 pm)
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THIRD BASE
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:38 am)
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I had some "ineffective jokes" that I made up with a friend. The idea was that the listener would hurry to fix everything wrong with the joke and figure out a way to find it funny so he could laugh for social reasons, but would find that upon inspection it boiled away to nothing.

The only one I can remember is

What do you call a hungry blonde?
Dinner.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:43 am)
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That's not too bad. Not too bad at all. Hmmm. Yes, yes!
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 10111
(Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:21 pm)
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THAT JOKE IS FUCKING AWESOME, AS IS.

HAHAHAHA, DINNER.
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:06 pm)
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What do you get when you cross a chainsaw with a pogo stick?
Fast Food!

When is the best time to give a rhino a bath?
Wherever he wants.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 10111
(Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:14 pm)
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The rhino one is too obvious.

The pogo stick though.

That's probably as perfect as one could get with this.
SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 2111
(Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:23 pm)
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duh i'm chris
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