Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[8 bit orgy]

Imagine everything remotely paranormal all meeting at one random geographic area for no particular reason all the while teams and teams of all types of people using every possible means to get absolutely any types of answers in either direction and all come out of it with usually completely mind fucked.


It's like the old days of E3 but without the booth babes.

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/ranch.html


Read the 3 part PDF. It's the most amazing thing I read since Sight Unseen and The Keepers.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL1oU6fH25w

[8 bit orgy]

In a basin known for an array of unexplained phenomena, the epicenter of high strangeness seems to be a picturesque spread known to many as Skinwalker Ranch. Native Americans who live near the property advise members to steer clear because, they say, this is the path of the skinwalker, an evil force.

The last family to live on this spread lasted only 20 months. From the first day back in 1994, they were terrorized by an unseen intelligence that played mind games with them, shadowy figures inside their house, objects that moved on their own, disembodied voices and bad things happening to their animals beginning with cattle and bulls that disappeared and others that were carved up with surgical precision in broad daylight. A gigantic wolf that attacked one of their calves was tracked through the mud, but the tracks simply stopped as if the animal had evaporated into thin air. Three dogs were vaporized after while chasing blue orbs of light in a pasture.

In 1995, the ranch came to the attention of NIDS, the National Institute for Discovery Science based in Las Vegas. NIDS bought the property and began an unprecedented scientific study. Observation posts were built. Video cameras were installed and operated. Scientific personnel and former lawmen were on the property 24-7 for 8 straight years. Dr. Colm Kelleher headed up the NIDS study.

Dr. Colm Kelleher said, "We probably have, if you count all the pre-NIDS and post-NIDS incidents, close to 100 different incidents. If you look at all of them, the one thing that jumps out is how unreproducible they are."

In other words, nothing ever happened the same. The scientists would spend all night out in the darkness and witnessed dozens of UFOs and odd balls of light. They also encountered large unknown animals, including ones that emerged from tunnels of light in the fields. Whatever it was proved elusive. The cameras that were installed atop telephone poles were attacked and dismantled, but whatever did it was invisible.

Dr. Colm Kelleher said, "We checked the time stamps on this pole versus this pole. We looked at when the camera lost power and nothing was on the tape. There should have been something visible because the range of these things is pretty good."

NIDS still owns the ranch, but it appears the phenomena have gone underground, as if weary of being hunted. As yet, the mystery of Skinwalker Ranch remains unsolved. Kelleher said, "If anything, it has created more questions that I had when I came into this thing."

The ranch remains off limits to outsiders. Visitors -- from this world anyway -- are not welcome.

George Knapp and Colm Kelleher have co-written a book about the ranch. It's called Hunt For The Skinwalker .

[GimpMask]

[8 bit orgy]

Who is the asshole that keeps picking up the number you gave my parents?

[8 bit orgy]

Everytime I try to call you some crazy loud redneck picks up the phone. Anytime I try to ask him anything he just cuts me off and says "WHAT THE FUCK!" and hangs up.

[GimpMask]

um, that is no longer our phone number, call your mom, she has it

She asked me if I had been hit by a tornado yet, and that Texas is wild west bang bang

[GimpMask]

check your e-mail in 5 minutes

[GimpMask]

Your mother said she had it saved and would give it to you, because the only person who has access to this phone is Beth and I, and while I may coon it up Biloxi Cat Fistin style, I certainly have no accent!

[Potatoes]

I've heard of the Skinwalker Ranch before, it's in Utah yeah? Far as i can remember Bob Bigelow bought the place in order to 'Solve the Mystery'. Some weird UFO demon shit goin down there I tell you what.

[Action Hank]

[8 bit orgy]

If this is absolutely people's imagination then this place is all the more hilarious. The stories that come out of that area will never leave your skull for the rest of your lives.

I hear numerous movies and television shows are based off it!

[My Head Hurts 90]

[Clotho]

"I can teach you how to spot ghosts"

[cloacal kiss]

Hey Frank, nobody reads your stupid alien bullshit and you're gay.

[MADali]

I give Clotho's post 4/5

[L Ron Butterfly]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_aspects_of_television

[8 bit orgy]

And no, I don't really expect anyone to post anything but trash in this thread. Nonetheless, orbs vaporizing pets and rednecks camping out with 200 lbs nightvision equipment.


What could POSSIBLY be a more interesting subject?

[Psarevo]

*large, unknown animals emerge from tunnels of light*

[cloacal kiss]

I guess the reason nobody's joining you in laughing at these crazy rednecks is that absolutely nothing you have said or done distinguishes you from them in our eyes.

[Big Fagot]

Hey 8 bit, is Bigfoot there? And the Loch Ness Monster? Also, did aliens give you an anal probe?