Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Action Hank]

(Beginning Credits Roll)
Narrator, who is Indiana Jones: Once, there was a gem called "The Gem of Creatures". The most powerful
Chinese Emperor destroyed it. It had many creatures that were destroying China. The Emperor was going around China to defeat the creatures for a potion to destroy the gem. But, the gem's coming back.
Time Line: New York City, 2011

Indiana Jones is walking around looking for a new job.....

Indiana: Explore Industries, huh?
Manager: I need to see how old you are.
Indiana: 67, sir!
Manager: Okay... well, anyways, we have a system of legends that actually happened a long time ago. They all have to do with items. Because we thought they might return or they're still here.
Indiana: What's one of them?
Manager: "The Gem of Creatures". It didn't return, though. But it might in the future. What's your name, anyways?
Indiana: Indiana Jones is my name.
Manager: Indiana Jones? Well, my name is William Parker.
Indiana: Ah, I see.
William: Well, I see that.
Both: (Laugh)
Time Line: Mississippi, 2011

A girl is walking down the street. Then a rumble filled the city.

Girl: It's Godzilla!
Boy: Why are those rocks moving?

A hand made out of rocks comes out of the rocks.

Boy: I-it's a Golem!
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Indiana: What happened?
Girl: Well, I was on the road, a Golem appeared and it hid a jewel that looked exactly like the Gem of Creatures.
William: Indiana, this is your case.
Indiana: Well, I could try.
William: Look, do exactly what the emperor did except search in USA, 'Kay?
Indiana: Okay.

Sailor: Vell, vatcha gonna do?
Indiana: I need to get on this boat, borrow it for as long as I can.
William: Yes. Ind's right. Aren't you?
Indiana: Yep.
Sailor: 'Kay.
William: Ind.
Indiana: What?
William: We have to go to TCP in Texas.

Indiana is at TCP.

Indiana: What are we supposed to do here?
William: Fight the Haunted Tree. I'll just go on the boat. Don't forget to get the smallest branch. 'Kay?
Indiana: 'Kay.

Indiana gets out his gun.

A tree moves and attacks Indiana.

Indiana: Ow!

Indiana shoots the smallest branch and it comes off.

The tree becomes still.

Indiana: I've got the branch.

He goes back to the boat

William: Hi.
New person: Hi.
Indiana: You must be new. What's your name?
New person: Blake Helmer.
Indiana: 'Kay!
William: Do you have the branch?
Indiana: Yeah.
William: Put it in the pot.

Indiana puts the branch in the pot.
TO BE CONTINUED.....?

[Action Hank]

Sadly, it wasn't.

[SuperPsaturn]

I enjoyed this!

[Rice]

For probably too long I thought this was an AIM chat with Peter Jones.

[Action Hank]

I hope there's more of this! But the author's reception was very discouraging.

[Action Hank]

'Kay!